I'm gonna kill my neighbors...

[Colossal Spoons]

The guy who lives in the room next to me will not stop arguing with his g/f. The **** happens like every weekend and 2x during the week. She screams "Stop" and he just goes "Shut uuuup"(sounds like a rape scene but it's not ) This chick is always storming out of his room and slamming his door, then he usually chases after her and brings her back for make-up sex. I swear, the nxt time they fight(usually over nothing), I'm gonna kick in the door and lodge grenades in both of their mouths....and laugh. It would be as bad if her voice didn't sound like a siren and these walls weren't so thin. ****!!!!!

 

[PhotoJones]

you could always grab a sword and kick the door in, demanding the whereabouts of the girl.

i heard it worked for another guy...

 

[jimmy]

You like kicking, huh?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^It's the only way to deal w/ these people

 

[jimmy]

I like your style.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Seriously, what's more satisfying that kickin a sucka in his damn chest?

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

What an interesting night then.

 

[jimmy]

Kicking a sucka's chest in while you smoke a cigar?

 

[PhotoJones]

Seriously, what's more satisfying that kickin a sucka in his damn chest?

two things: an orgasm and a nice poop.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

two things: an orgasm and a nice poop.

I like the way you think sir.

 

[Fran]

photojones has his priorities straight.

 

[AndThePickles]

It's so crazy that they only fight like that when I'm not over in your room. If that happens when I'm there I'm totally gonna go over and tell them to shut the **** up and stop disturbing the peace! They already whine loudly just during regular conversations.

 

[terry78]

Nothing is more irritating than a couple arguing within earshot, whether in person or over the phone. The dude next to me at work does this **** all the time, man. I have to tune it out by blasting my audio.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Makes you wonder why they're even together if they're just gonna argue all the damn time. So many couples are like that.

 

[Crooklyn]

The make-up sex must be wild.

 

[terry78]

Speaking of which, do you hear them when they make up also, Spoons? My sister, when she was at Purdue would talk about hearing a girl and her boyfriend fighting one minute, then hearing bed squeakings and soft moans the next. Purdue has thin ass walls.

 

[PhotoJones]

I like the way you think sir.

photojones has his priorities straight.

thank you, thank you.

 

[Enriquespy]

Is she hot?

then FIGTH HER you win ever if you kill her!!!

 

[terry78]

Is she hot?

then FIGTH HER you win ever if you kill her!!!

 

[Machx72]

The guy who lives in the room next to me will not stop arguing with his g/f. The **** happens like every weekend and 2x during the week. She screams "Stop" and he just goes "Shut uuuup"(sounds like a rape scene but it's not ) This chick is always storming out of his room and slamming his door, then he usually chases after her and brings her back for make-up sex. I swear, the nxt time they fight(usually over nothing), I'm gonna kick in the door and lodge grenades in both of their mouths....and laugh. It would be as bad if her voice didn't sound like a siren and these walls weren't so thin. ****!!!!!

Record a staged argument on your computer that includes violent wrestling, high-pitched screaming, and ending with a blaze of gunfire.

Play the file, then have ATP go over and ask for a shovel once it's finished.

That'll shut him up.

 

[Carcharodon]

two things: an orgasm and a nice poop.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Record a staged argument on your computer that includes violent wrestling, high-pitched screaming, and ending with a blaze of gunfire.

Play the file, then have ATP go over and ask for a shovel once it's finished.

That'll shut him up.

LOL! Yes! You gotta do this one. Then report back on what happened!

 

[Kool-Aid]

Mine are like that to. My brother called the cops on them and they haven't botherd us anymore. lol I got into a fight with him the other day though about parking.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Join the club. thats what i had to deal with for almost 8 years. My neighbors wouldn't shut up. if they weren't yelling they were banging on the walls or blaring there tv so loud you could hear it across the street.

Good thing they got evicted last October so there's no one living there and i don't have to hear them.


I remember one night last summer they kept knocking on the wall and it was like midnight so i went outside of there house and yelled real loud "SHUT THE F***K UP! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!"

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Speaking of which, do you hear them when they make up also, Spoons? My sister, when she was at Purdue would talk about hearing a girl and her boyfriend fighting one minute, then hearing bed squeakings and soft moans the next. Purdue has thin ass walls.

Yup, everytime.