...in any way.
 
Unless it comes to: Star Wars, Jack Kirby, Led Zeppelin, Conspiracy Theory, Horror Movies, Alchemy, S+M/B+D, Antiques Road Show, 70's Sit-Coms, 
and the inexplicable magic of - 
 
ANAGRAMS
 
These anagrams either inspire me or disgust me. But I feel like I want to alert your ass to how weird they are. They interest me in the same way that that old saw-horse does:
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
 
So here's what I was thinking:
 
Abaddon - A Nad Bod
 
AndThePickles - Elephant ***** (sorry!  ,I calls 'em like I sees 'em.
,I calls 'em like I sees 'em.  )
 )
 
Aunt Petunia - It Naut A Pune (get it?...like "POON"?...heh, get it?) (btw...Isn't that weird that I can't say ***** but I can say, "POON" ?!?  Explain that to me.
 Explain that to me.
 
Babs Gordon - Grand Boobs
 
Bishop Cori - Sir Bi Pooch
 
Camera Obscura - Occam Rubs Area
 
Colossal Spoons - Colon's Ass-Pools
 
Corinthian(tm) - Ram Inch In Tot (the worst of the lot  )
 )
 
Dangermouse - Dong Measure
 
Darnell - All Nerd.........(if you have any information regarding the whereabouts of Darnell, please call (206) 329-55.......LOL, J/K
 
Dog Lips - God Lips ( a lame anagram, but I'm a fan so it had some significance,.....leave me alone!  )
 )
 
Guitarsingerguy - Itsy Arguing Urge (ain't that weird, GSG ?)
 
Hey,Yo It's Sean - I Yeast Honeys (Please don't!  )
 )
 
Kaleb - Bleak  
 
 
LMFAO