I'm Tenderized

[Master Chief]

Master Chief is SO strong, and SO cool<3

Sarcasm hurts more than blunt objects.

LOL

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Who did the meat tenderizing? A chick, I hope.

 

[Silverstein]

Wow. That is insane. Did they go to your school? Do you need help tenderizing them, cause I got some "meat tenderizers" that you might want. Do you want a semi-automatic meat tenderizer or a .44 meat tenderizer?

 

[JLBats]

Who did the meat tenderizing? A chick, I hope.

All you would've had to do was read the first post to know it was a bunch of hairy men who tenderized his meat.

 

[JLBats]

And how!

 

[Silverstein]

And how!

It's a shame those guys tenderized his meat like that.


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WHY AM I SO AWKWARD?!!?!?

 

[Master Chief]

Wow. That is insane. Did they go to your school? Do you need help tenderizing them, cause I got some "meat tenderizers" that you might want. Do you want a semi-automatic meat tenderizer or a .44 meat tenderizer?

Nope, complete strangers and completely random.
I'll put some pictures up later, the bruise on my forehead swelled and now my right eye is practically shut tight. Irritating s**t.
I'm good though, lol, people like this deserve more than bullets.

 

[PWN3R]

You could become the Punisher now, and you have magic. A magical Punisher sounds wicked awesome.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/537700



Guess who the 18 year old with 30 stitches and 10 staples is!

LOL.
I'm fine, I'm a tank.
But that's pretty f**ked up.
At least my phone was recovered.
What a crazy way to start the weekend.

Hahahah what's the deal with the swarming mentality?
S**t, I hope I get to go 1 on 1 with some of these pricks down the line.

Man that's harsh, I hate it when all those little ****ers are in gangs, they can't fight on their own.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

All you would've had to do was read the first post to know it was a bunch of hairy men who tenderized his meat.

I thought it was reported that a few ladies were involved?

 

[Master Chief]

nomnomnom

no pix of face though lol

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Ahhh no!!! Cauliflower ear!!!! That has to be the worst thing right? When you try to sleep at night and you roll on one of your ears....AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! I've had that a few times, it is hell!!
Has the swelling on your face gone down?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Why didn't you bring your fake guns?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

nomnomnom

no pix of face though lol

Lies! You removed it!

 

[amazingfantasy15]

So are these guys gonna get thrown in federal pound you in the @$$ prison? Hope you filed charges against them. See how tough they are when Bubba gets through with them.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

So are these guys gonna get thrown in federal pound you in the @$$ prison? Hope you filed charges against them. See how tough they are when Bubba gets through with them.

Yea but that's the problem with Britain, they probs won't do any time and even if they do the kids these days don't give a toss. They'll think they get respect for it plus most of the prison over here have a Playstation in every cell, probs better than their life on the outside.

 

[Master Chief]

Ahhh no!!! Cauliflower ear!!!! That has to be the worst thing right? When you try to sleep at night and you roll on one of your ears....AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! I've had that a few times, it is hell!!
Has the swelling on your face gone down?

Yeah, I only sleep on my right side, haven't had any rollovers.

A little bit, my shiner is disappearing and my right eye is less swollen.

Why didn't you bring your fake guns?

LoL, coz if the bluff don't work you're f**kedx2.

Wouldn't mind pistol whipping these motherf**kers though.

Lies! You removed it!

Fuggit, why not:

So are these guys gonna get thrown in federal pound you in the @$$ prison? Hope you filed charges against them. See how tough they are when Bubba gets through with them.

I talked to a cop and it's likely that they're going to be released on a set of conditions like curfew and whatnot, things like that. They'll most likely break their conditions too and get tossed in the slammer so, it's not the justice that's deserved but it's something.