In A Perfect World

[Rando Aces]

In a perfect world, i wouldn't forget my toothpaste in the shower.

 

[Mee]

Ha-cha cha cha!

 

[Immortalfire]

This thread had better make sense. You have twenty seconds to comply.

 

[Mee]

He left his toothpaste in the shower, so forgot to brush his teeth before a big date. She was disgusted and tried quickly to get away, and was hit by a bus. While waiting on the EMTs Rando went into the nearby Starbuck's with his laptop, and made this thread. Status of his date is unknown, presumed dead.

 

[Immortalfire]

Fail.