Born in a weird place?

I was born in a hospital, but I came out arm-first and the delivering doctor had to separate my shoulder to get me out before I suffocated. That should still pops when I rotate it, but I was fine otherwise.

 

premature

 

I was upside down or right side up or something, so they had my mom do all kinds of stuff to flip me, but I was born in a plain ol hospital.

 

An alley.

Actually, not a weird place, but when I was born, I was a bit premature, and I ended up dying. Then about a minute or two later, I came back to life. God took me right when I was born, then decided that it wasn't my time yet.

 

Crackbaby.

 

I couldn't help that!!!1

 

I had to be cut out.

 

I was gonna be born breech aka ass first, i couldn't come out of my moms snatch so she needed an emergency Cesarean.

i was also born 2 months early.

 

i wasn't born weird, but the first month of my live i slept in a sock drawer

my mom's appendix burst while pregnant with me and no one knew. i was the only thing keeping the poison from her heart and after i was born, she had to stay in the hospital for a while so they could save her.

so i lived with my parents for a while, and they didn't have a crib or anything, so i slept in a sock drawer

 

I was born in New Jersey. A very weird place.

 

Ricky Bobby?

 

"Cesarean".

in "realdelmonte"

The higest town in México.