Interesting Quotes

[freelancer]

«Everybody lies.»

Gregory House

 

[Gate_Keeper]

"My God, you change your mind quicker than a myspace profile."

My friend, Cowie

 

[BATFREDDIE]

"The one cartoon i still cannot believe was ever on the air is He-man. Everyone on that show was gay, except skeletor, who was a homophobe. I even think the girl was a lesbian, I mean she's obviously being a little too machistic." - my trombone teacher

 

[Carter]

John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Put Shoe On Head

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

"We went from stupid, drunk Indians to rich, greedy Indians."
-an Indian lady on a documentary about Indian casinos that I'm watching right now.

"I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.” - Billy Joe Armstrong


"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye." - Bill Hicks
"I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bull****. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are." - Bill Hicks



"Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man." -Thomas Jefferson


"Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise." - James Madison

"The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion." - John Adams


"My earlier views of the unsoundness of the Christian scheme of salvation and the human origin of the scriptures have become clearer and stronger with advancing years, and I see no reason for thinking I shall ever change them." - Abraham Licoln



"It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand." - Mark Twain



"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes." - Gene Roddenberry



"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony



"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus



"Of all the systems of religion that ever were invented, there is no more derogatory to the Almighty, more unedifiying to man, more repugnant to reason, and more contradictory to itself than this thing called Christianity." - Thomas Paine

 

[freelancer]

With great power, comes great responsability.

-- Uncle Ben

 

[Gate_Keeper]

"There's no such thing as innosence, just vairying degrees of guilt"

 

[redmarvel]

There is no such thing as insouciance... but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try to emulate it.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Ha, my quotes up there rock.
Viva la Me a year ago.

 

[Halcohol]

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very upset and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

 

[amazingfantasy15]

"Over! Over?!?! Nothing is over till we say it's over! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor" "Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling"

Animal House

 

[ComicChick]

great thread

 

[rdh007]

"Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing."
John F. Kennedy

 

[redmarvel]

I have a new philosophy - I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
- Charles M. Schultz

 

[Mephistopheles]

"When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. **** off. What good is a goddamn cake you can’t eat? What should I eat, someone else’s cake instead?"

- George Carlin

 

[C.F. Kane]

I, I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs.

- Woody Allen

 

[Jack Rabbit]

"We’re surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them."
-Lieutenant General Lewis "Chesty" Puller

In reference to when the Marines were cut off behind enemy lines during the Korean War and the Army had written the 1st Marine Division off as being lost because they were surrounded by 22 enemy divisions. The Marines made it out inflicting the highest casualty ratio on an enemy in history and destroying 7 entire enemy divisions in the process. An enemy division is 16500+ men while a Marine division is 12500 men.

Chesty Puller is a god.

 

[jaguarr]

"Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right."

- Henry Ford




jag

 

[Jack Rabbit]

I love that^


"The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization."
- Sigmund Freud

 

[jaguarr]

"And remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

-Confucius





jag

 

[redmarvel]

"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this."
- Fred Weasly - Harry Potter: The Order of the Pheonix

 

[jaguarr]

"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this."
- Fred Weasly - Harry Potter: The Order of the Pheonix

jag

 

[redmarvel]

you think that one's bad Jag... what about this one...

"...when it appears, it is always equipped for the seeker's needs. Dobby has used it, sir, when Winky has been very drunk."
- Dobby - Harry Potter: The Order of the Pheonix

 

[Kent]

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool."
- Richard Feynman.

"The task is not so much to see what no one has yet seen; but to think what nobody has yet thought, about that which everybody sees."
- Erwin Schrödinger.

"The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos."
- Stephen Jay Gould.

"When Kepler found his long-cherished belief did not agree with the most precise observation, he accepted the uncomfortable fact. He preferred the hard truth to his dearest illusions; that is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan.