*********ion!!!

[AndThePickles]

Nothin wrong with masterbation, but I think it should be done less frequently when you're in a relationship. Not as much of a "need" for it.

 

[CyberFaust]

I think it's because you're a pervert.

no. it's because he's a stinkin porn devowering ******* pervert


























everyone is these days

 

[Prognosticator]

This thread is starting to make prostitution look good

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Well, I just got a PS3 and without the rumble feature, killing bosses in Final Fantasy XII or throwing grenades at a gaggle of zombies is NOwhere near as erotic an experience.

I guess it's like a 9 inch vibrator without the vibrate function...it's just a plain *****.

Ps1=*****h

PS2= Vibrator

PS3= The rack for the vagina

 

[kainedamo]

There's no need for a poll on this subject. *points to signature*

Your sig is a lie. Moderators do not know when we masterbate.

Do they??

 

[kainedamo]

I think it's because you're a pervert.

You have a point.

 

[Crooklyn]

When you aren't single, you don't need to even bother with the minor inconvienience of *******. You just get your partner to do it for you and vice versa.

.....unless they're a prude.

Nothin wrong with masterbation, but I think it should be done less frequently when you're in a relationship. Not as much of a "need" for it.

.....unless they're horrible at sex.


I'm a cynic at heart. :heart:

 

[Lackey]

Nothin wrong with masterbation, but I think it should be done less frequently when you're in a relationship. Not as much of a "need" for it.

what if they're thinking about another guy/girl while doing it?

 

[kainedamo]

If your partner doesn't put out, masterbation is probably even MORE necassary. I can attest to that.

 

[Kyalesyin]

*********ion is less satisfying for girls...

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I'm sure Vicky's parents think that her homework is more important than playing with your willy.

 

[Crooklyn]

*********ion is less satisfying for girls...

You're just not doing it right.

 

[Lackey]

*********ion is less satisfying for girls...

you're doing it wrong, then.

 

[Lackey]

You're just not doing it right.

you're doing it wrong, then.

Heh heh

 

[kainedamo]

I'm sure Vicky's parents think that her homework is more important than playing with your willy.

Always appreciated when people remember my unholy obsession with the girl named Vicki.

But I'm over her. I swear.

 

[Immortalfire]

Your sig is a lie. Moderators do not know when we masterbate.

Do they??

Yes. It's not a talent we're proud to have, but we do.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Yes. It's not a talent we're pround to have, but we do.

What If I'm not masterbating with my penis...can you still detect if I'm masterbating elsewhere?

 

[Kyalesyin]

you're doing it wrong, then.

Well, it was fantastic at first... and then I had sex properly and realised its much more satisfying with someone else.

 

[kainedamo]

Yes. It's not a talent we're proud to have, but we do.

How?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Do people find it akward to masterbate in front of others....that is the real question.

 

[Immortalfire]

How?

Sorry, that's on a need-to-know basis.

 

[kainedamo]

No, seriously though. Can you see what websites people have been to or something?? Ahhhhhhh, I'm getting all paranoid.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Lol

We all know that your insecurity and sense of powerlessness when it comes to interaction with the opposite sex has led you to pedophilia.
If the mods could track your disgusting cyber-safaris you'd be in prison by now.

 

[kainedamo]

Lol

We all know that your insecurity and sense of powerlessness when it comes to interaction with the opposite sex has led you to pedophilia.
If the mods could track your disgusting cyber-safaris you'd be in prison by now.

I don't look at anything like that.

I do, however, look at weird BDSM stuff. Remember my "Marvel girls in peril just because" thread that got closed? Yeah.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Give it time.

Also...why I don't believe that's all you look at?

Because you've been very vocal about liking that stuff, so why would you get irrationally paranoid about people possibly finding out you look at it?

Makes no sense.