*********ion!!!

[GoldenAgeHero]

i look at porn almost every day!

 

[Tangled Web]

i look at porn almost every day!

You are so cool.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

i look at porn almost every day!

Do you want an award for that?

 

[hippy fascist]

Do you want an award for that?

And the award for stating the obvious goes to....GOLDENAGEHERO!

 

[Tangled Web]

i look at porn almost every day!

For some reason, that image pops in my head when he says something like that.

 

[Kritish]

I call bull **** on the males that say they don't *********e. I bet even the Pope's jacked off before.

 

[jaydawg]

Dude, the pope was a nazi. Of course he touches himself.

 

[Speedball]

I call bull **** on the males that say they don't *********e. I bet even the Pope's jacked off before.

Of course they're lying.
They just don't wanna make themselves look bad.
I'll say I do it every once in awhile. It's kinda hard to do it when there's a roommate around.

 

[Kritish]

Of course they're lying.
They just don't wanna make themselves look bad.
I'll say I do it every once in awhile. It's kinda hard to do it when there's a roommate around.

Tell him to leave, or go to the bathroom.

 

[Speedball]

Tell him to leave, or go to the bathroom.

LOL! Other people have to use those toilets.
*thinks about the other guys on the hallway*
Ewww....I can't use those toilets anymore. Or the Shower.

 

[Hotwire]

90% of all men *********e. Proven fact.
The other 10%... no arms!

30% of all women *********e.
The other 70% want you to believe it takes that long to take a damn bath!

 

[Kevin]

I wouldn't even give a crap, If I had to do it, roommate or not, I'm doing it. And I don't even like doing it with guys around. It's weird.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Cut it back to 2x a week

 

[Kritish]

90% of all men *********e. Proven fact.
The other 10%... no arms!

If a dude's flexible do you think he could give himself a blow?

 

[Kevin]

If a dude's flexible do you think he could give himself a blow?

Why couldn't he just hump his way to freedom?

 

[Kritish]

LOL! Other people have to use those toilets.
*thinks about the other guys on the hallway*
Ewww....I can't use those toilets anymore. Or the Shower.

Dude, I can jack off pretty fast. Just speed up your work and you can get away with it.

 

[Speedball]

Dude, I can jack off pretty fast. Just speed up your work and you can get away with it.

LOL!
I thought the point of it was to make yourself take a longer amount of time, not a shorter amount of time.
And It's a good thing I'm ambidextrious when it comes to this, so my forearms are the same size.

 

[Kritish]

LOL!
I thought the point of it was to make yourself take a longer amount of time, not a shorter amount of time.
And It's a good thing I'm ambidextrious when it comes to this, so my forearms are the same size.

Taking time is for people that own their own bathrooms.

 

[Speedball]

Taking time is for people that own their own bathrooms.

OHH!!!
Well..I did...once.

 

[Kritish]

OHH!!!
Well..I did...once.

Do it while you listin to speed metal.

 

[Speedball]

Do it while you listin to speed metal.

I prefer no sound actually.
Just lots of porn

 

[Kritish]

I prefer no sound actually.
Just lots of porn

It helps in your speed!

See if you can beat my record of two minutes.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

It helps in your speed!

See if you can beat my record of two minutes.

How is that an accomplishment? lol

Maybe if you were running late and had to rub one out. Still, I wouldn't brag about it

 

[Crooklyn]

My friend beat you by 20 seconds. But he had help.

 

[Kritish]

How is that an accomplishment? lol

Maybe if you were running late and had to rub one out. Still, I wouldn't brag about it

But I did it five times that day.