*********ion!!!

[Dangerous]

This poll should've been public.
I seriously do it 7-10 times a week.
Either I do it once every day or maybe squeeze in 2 or 3 in one day when I feel like it.

I know it's funny, but that really is nothing worth boasting about.

 

[kainedamo]

I know it's funny, but that really is nothing worth boasting about.

I'd say its alot better than going a few days, maybe even weeks without jacking off.

Masterbating everyday proves that you're sexually healthy!

 

[terry78]

A girl at the office brazenly asked a couple of us at work, because she had it on her mind apparantly, "what do guys think about when they jerk off?"

 

[Colossal Spoons]

A girl at the office brazenly asked a couple of us at work, because she had it on her mind apparantly, "what do guys think about when they jerk off?"

I'm not one to *********e to mental stimulation so I'm usually thinking about the chick on my computer screen.

 

[Erzengel]

A girl at the office brazenly asked a couple of us at work, because she had it on her mind apparantly, "what do guys think about when they jerk off?"

Putting the plastic bag over your head while I'm trying to hold you down.

 

[terry78]

I could've assumed she was fishing for compliments and wanted us to say we thought about her, but we didn't go that route. As a male, I would be quite flattered if I knew I was the object of some girl's finger fantasy, but the females...not so much.

 

[kainedamo]

Females are weird and would probably be offended and/or disgusted if they thought they were the object of your masterbation fantasies.

 

[Sofa]

Females are weird and would probably be offended and/or disgusted if they thought they were the object of your masterbation fantasies.

Thats not true.

 

[Erzengel]

Yeah again...watch out for your blanket generalizations...again.

I've known women who thought that was kinda erotic.

 

[kainedamo]

Yeah again...watch out for your blanket generalizations...again.

I've known women who thought that was kinda erotic.

I just wanna see your iron blanket generalization picture. It makes me hot.

But yeah. There are alot of girls out there, probably due to their upbringing, would be disgusted at the idea of guys jacking off while thinking about them. Alot of girls are raised to think sex is dirty.

 

[Erzengel]

Ugh, please don't creep me out even more than you've already done in this thread.

 

[The_Dark_Knight]

Oh God I knew I never should have went in this thread...

 

[Mr Sparkle]

am I surprised that a thread on *********ion has lasted 8 pages here at the hype?
no...not really.

 

[CyberFaust]

am I surprised that a thread on *********ion has lasted 8 pages here at the hype?
no...not really.

it's teh hypester's favorite pastime

 

[kane9321]

meh..maybe twice a day...s'all good

 

[AndThePickles]

Females are weird and would probably be offended and/or disgusted if they thought they were the object of your masterbation fantasies.

Well, as long as it's my boyfriend and not some random weirdie.....that's hot

 

[Machx72]

^^I touch myself while thinking of you all the time.

 

[kytrigger]

^^I touch myself while thinking of you all the time.

the sad part is that by "you" you mean a picture of Ariel...

 

[Immortalfire]

Well, as long as it's my boyfriend and not some random weirdie.....that's hot

Hear that? That's the sound of Hypesters' hearts breaking..lol t:

 

[Machx72]

the sad part is that by "you" you mean a picture of Ariel...

No, her MySpace is pretty accessible through her profile, if you know how to look.

It's not hard.

Also, I'm hoping your brain can comprehend that it was a joke.

 

[AndThePickles]

No, her MySpace is pretty accessible through her profile, if you know how to look.

It's not hard.

Also, I'm hoping your brain can comprehend that it was a joke.

I'm hoping that part is a joke too or else that's creepy

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Rapespace lol

 

[AndThePickles]

Rapespace lol

Forreals

 

[Canadian Rider]

sad that solo love is such a big past time that it needs 8 pages.

Also sad that people are creeping out the few normal people here ...

 

[terry78]

It's always best to put as little of yourself out on the internet as possible, as you can see the nutjobs can find stuff with the tiniest shred.