It's a small, small world, and you're too fat for it

Now if the airlines would do something about all the fatties on the planes. I think they should pay for two or three seats since some of them literally take up that much space. I'm tired of fatties causing insurance and medical care costs to skyrocket, moving slow in public, taking up more space than they paid for on airliners, and now bottoming out the boats on the Small World rides at Disney. Get it together and address your eating or glandular disorder and get back into shape! :cmad: If you're fat (and by fat I mean OBESE, not a few extra pounds) and don't like what I have to say, then lose weight.

jag

land of the free, home of the brave... unless you're too fat.......................................................
 
i can't go to Wal Mart because Im not heavy enough to trip the automatic door thing
 
The other thing that's been beginning to bug me is the distinct lack of jeans in my size (30-31 inch waist). It's like all stores carry now is 34-36 and up.
 
I have noticed that....I'm a big guy 6'2 195 lbs.....but I usually buy a 34 or 36
 
i bet they complained that it wasnt equal for everyone
 
land of the free, home of the brave... unless you're too fat.......................................................

You can't be free or brave if you're fat. It's a scientific fact.

jag
 
On one of the infomercials for weight loss, a lady said the moment she finally decided to get off her ass and lose all that hideous weight was when her son wanted to go on a roller coaster and they would not let her accompany him because she was so fat the seatbelt wouldn't fit around her and the bar could not click down because of her enormous, disgusting lard belly.

Now she is a hot MILF.

So, if I had an amusement park all rides would have small seats, and signs like this:
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and very restrictive turnstiles at the entrance.

Fat people do not deserve amusement. They've had more than enough.
 
I think some of you are being short-sighted here. For those of us who are really big ( and I mean big, not fat), life is already a series of roadblocks. I can accept the fact that I can't find clothes, shoes or hats to fit in most department stores. I can accept the fact that most latex gloves ( even L-XL) ones don't quite fit my hands at work. I have gotten used to most cars not having enough head or leg room. I even dealt well with my last plane ride even though my head touched the top of the cabin and the seats and bathroom looked like they were made for Tinkerbell.
Yet I feel that I have the same right as all of you to enjoy myself at a place like Disney World. If that means modifications, so be it.
 
Calm down here people, you're going after fluffy people like savages. They're still human too.
 
What a bunch of raging *******s on this site, I can picture you all now, beings bordering on perfection with no flaws to speak of, wait, except for one, bigotry.

So I guess the question is, obesity or bigotry, which is the bigger handicap?
 
Fatties are gross, they should just be banned from amusement parks, duh.
 
Fatties are gross, they should just be banned from amusement parks, duh.

Oh yeah, that's fair. I'm sure ol' Granny, who was a normal size until her knees gave out at 65, should just accept the fact that riding with her grandkids isn't allowed because she got fat. :whatever:
 
Oh yeah, that's fair. I'm sure ol' Granny, who was a normal size until her knees gave out at 65, should just accept the fact that riding with her grandkids isn't allowed because she got fat. :whatever:

Totally. And I never make sarcastic jokes, ever.
 

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