It's a small, small world, and you're too fat for it

[primemover]

Yeah, you sort of missed the joking nature of 9/10's of those posts and then caught major feelings over all of it and took it all extremely personally and started attacking people. You even quoted a post of mine that was clearly tongue in cheek to support your call to arms, which was amusing. Then people clearly started purposefully baiting you which you gobbled up like a Chinese Buffet.

jag

All a conspiracy, right?

 

[Carcharodon]

I wasn't being sarcastic.

Fat people are gross.

Yeah...

 

[BRUTAL]

Anorexics and/or Bulimics are gross too.

 

[jaguarr]

All a conspiracy, right?

Yeah, no. Conspiracy is the wrong word for it. More like "Hey, look, someone takes all this joking way too seriously. Let's bait him some more and see if he'll say more entertaingly stupid things.". Which you did. Congratulations.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You can't do....double double sarcasms that fold in on themselves, can you?
I think he really means that he doesn't really mean that he didn't mean that.

 

[Carcharodon]

Anorexics and/or Bulimics are gross too.

I'm just trying to get some balance up in this *****.

 

[BRUTAL]

I'm just trying to get some balance up in this *****.

If this thread was about scrawny people then I'd be just as vocal.

 

[knowsbleed]

You can't do....double double sarcasms that fold in on themselves, can you?
I think he really means that he doesn't really mean that he didn't mean that.

That post makes me want to eat a whole tub of ice cream and watch Roseanne.

 

[Carcharodon]

If this thread was about scrawny people then I'd be just as vocal.

What about scrawny people with certain fat parts?

 

[jaguarr]

That post makes me want to eat a whole tub of ice cream and watch Roseanne.

No one should want that, son. Go take a lap around the track, eat two celery sticks and a protein shake and then walk the rest of it off.

jag

 

[BRUTAL]

What about scrawny people with certain fat parts?

 

[primemover]

Yeah, no. Conspiracy is the wrong word for it. More like "Hey, look, someone takes all this joking way too seriously. Let's bait him some more and see if he'll say more entertaingly stupid things.". Which you did. Congratulations.

jag

Yep, and you are still here trading barbs, I guess we both lose.

 

[BRUTAL]

Do you find it difficult to type with big sausage fingers?

 

[jaguarr]

Yep, and you are still here trading barbs, I guess we both lose.

I let you run unchecked until this morning, not even really posting much in this thread, while you spent an entire weekend obsessing over the thread. You'd still be doing that if I hadn't stepped in to at least drive a clue stake through your clueless heart. I was also curious if you'd keep responding if I TOLD you that you were being baited and then continued to do so; which you did. I should have brought more clue stakes for you. At any rate, you are welcome.

jag

 

[BlackLantern]

Calista Flockheart scares me......she is a mutant scarecrown that has hypnotized Harrison Ford and is sucking the life from him....she must be stopped

 

[jaguarr]

Calista Flockheart scares me......she is a mutant scarecrown that has hypnotized Harrison Ford and is sucking the life from him....she must be stopped

Leave her be. She's keeping Ford from making a sequel to "Firewall" so her work is important and should not be stopped.

jag

 

[primemover]

Do you find it difficult to type with big sausage fingers?

Never had sausage fingers, feet and hands are of a normal mans size, it's other places that I am bloated and disfigured.

 

[BlackLantern]

Leave her be. She's keeping Ford from making a sequel to "Firewall" so her work is important and should not be stopped.

jag

You know you loved Firewall.....you have a man crush on Paul Bettany

 

[BlackLantern]

Never had sausage fingers, feet and hands are of a normal mans size, it's other places that I am bloated and disfigured.

Like your face?? .....j/k it was too easy.....

 

[jaguarr]

You know you loved Firewall.....you have a man crush on Paul Bettany

That is what "Gangster No. 1" is for....man-crushing on Paul. :heart:

jag

 

[primemover]

I let you run unchecked until this morning, not even really posting much in this thread, while you spent an entire weekend obsessing over the thread. You'd still be doing that if I hadn't stepped in to at least drive a clue stake through your clueless heart. I was also curious if you'd keep responding if I TOLD you that you were being baited and then continued to do so; which you did. I should have brought more clue stakes for you. At any rate, you are welcome.

jag

Keep saying this thread was all jokes, see that changes the truth, ganging up on somebody doesn't change that fact. Thanks for chirping in then, might as get back to talking about Dragonball Z and Naruto or something.

 

[primemover]

Like your face?? .....j/k it was too easy.....

Yes, the face, but not as bad as you might think, more of a upper body carrier.

 

[BRUTAL]

Why are you so fat?

Why not just get thinner?

 

[jaguarr]

Keep saying this thread was all jokes, see that changes the truth, ganging up on somebody doesn't change that fact. Thanks for chirping in then, might as get back to talking about Dragonball Z and Naruto or something.

jag

 

[primemover]

Why are you so fat?

Why not just get thinner?

Are you seriously asking the question, or are you just continuing in on the gang-bang?