I've failed in something absolutely critical...

[Ghostvirus]

What ever works.

 

[WTFimVENOM]

You mean like Tequila?

No, I think he meant that he would like to shoot a beem of concentrated, high powered energy through you

 

[Ghostvirus]

No, I think he meant that he would like to shoot a beem of concentrated, high powered energy through you

You make it sound bad. The energy would be postive.

 

[Kritish]

No, I think he meant that he would like to shoot a beem of concentrated, high powered energy through you

Oh, you mean like meth right?

 

[WTFimVENOM]

Oh, you mean like meth right?

Yeah, pretty much

 

[Ghostvirus]

Oh, you mean like meth right?

Yeah but without the addiction, need to pleasure someone in the alley for cash, & potentially blowing you, & your loved to peices.

 

[Kritish]

Yeah, pretty much

Blame my parents.

 

[Kritish]

Yeah but without the addiction, need to pleasure someone in the alley for cash, & potentially blowing you, & your loved to peices.

It would still be preferable over making a thread on a superhero message board.

 

[Erzengel]

Okay. Don't feel like reading past the 1st post, what exactly did the guy do?

 

[Cmill216]

Okay. Don't feel like reading past the 1st post, what exactly did the guy do?

He never says.

 

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

He's pregnant...

 

[Master Chief]

He never says.

Good, now I can quip that he failed at life.

lol.

Sucks though.

Still.

lol.

 

[Prison Mike]

I think he got a girl pregnant.

 

[Kritish]

So either he's killed himself or his parents have killed him. Does this mean we can close this thread?

 

[The Geek Vault]

Dude whatever it is I'm sure you'll be fine and your parents will be behind you on whatever it is. Exactly what is it that you did?

 

[Kritish]

I think he got a girl pregnant.

That's easy to take care of...

+

=

 

[Master Chief]

Once my friend tried that and her baby came out with a coat hanger head.

 

[Joker]

There's only one solution to echostations problem, whatever it is...murder/suicide...give your parents the old Chris Benoit special pal. Off them, then hang yourself (if you do it while you're *********ing, even better). You cant let them live with knowing how much of a constant failure at life, and being a human being you are, and you can't live with it yourself either. Do it echo, do it now. Oh, and make sure you leave violent video games and heavy metal cds scattered about the scene, so then people will remember you as "another youth corrupted by evil outside influences" instead of "that crazy kid who killed his family and himself." Trust me, it works

 

[Kritish]

There's only one solution to echostations problem, whatever it is...murder/suicide...give your parents the old Chris Benoit special pal. Off them, then hang yourself (if you do it while you're *********ing, even better). You cant let them live with knowing how much of a constant failure at life, and being a human being you are, and you can't live with it yourself either. Do it echo, do it now. Oh, and make sure you leave violent video games and heavy metal cds scattered about the scene, so then people will remember you as "another youth corrupted by evil outside influences" instead of "that crazy kid who killed his family and himself." Trust me, it works

Oh dear lord, best post ever.

 

[cookiva]

My guess is Halo Multiplayer ?

jk

Honestly, i thought the same thing reading the first post.

 

[Joker]

So becasue we dont know what this guy failed at, I'm going to make up a story about what led to his downfall, and eventual murder/suicide...

echostations parents were poor immigrants from Latvia. They snuck into the country in 1947, with nothing but the clothes on there backs, and their desire to live the American dream. For years, es's father could not find work, and his mother had to resort to prostitution to make ends meat for the both of them. Then one day, her thigh high hooker boots became damaged while she stomped in a trick who refused to pay's face. es's father repaired it and found that he had a natural skill as a bootmaker, or bootsmith, whichever you preffer.

He quickly rose to the top of the boot making ladder, becoming a multi-millionare in the process. Of course, with money come excess, and it was a bumpy ride for the entire decade of the 80's. Group sex and drug use finally died out in the 90's, when es's mother became pregnant with es.

They raised him to love the boot, and give praise to Jesus Christ every day for the bounty it had blessed the family with. es was, in fact, until recently, in boot-school, learning the ways of the boot. But during a terrible shoe-lace accident, he accidentally killed his proffessor, and 2/3's of his graduating class. This has brought shame down upon es, his family, and his ancestors. There was really only one option left...

 

[Kritish]

So becasue we dont know what this guy failed at, I'm going to make up a story about what led to his downfall, and eventual murder/suicide...

echostations parents were poor immigrants from Latvia. They snuck into the country in 1947, with nothing but the clothes on there backs, and their desire to live the American dream. For years, es's father could not find work, and his mother had to resort to prostitution to make ends meat for the both of them. Then one day, her thigh high hooker boots became damaged while she stomped in a trick who refused to pay's face. es's father repaired it and found that he had a natural skill as a bootmaker, or bootsmith, whichever you preffer.

He quickly rose to the top of the boot making ladder, becoming a multi-millionare in the process. Of course, with money come excess, and it was a bumpy ride for the entire decade of the 80's. Group sex and drug use finally died out in the 90's, when es's mother became pregnant with es.

They raised him to love the boot, and give praise to Jesus Christ every day for the bounty it had blessed the family with. es was, in fact, until recently, in boot-school, learning the ways of the boot. But during a terrible shoe-lace accident, he accidentally killed his proffessor, and 2/3's of his graduating class. This has brought shame down upon es, his family, and his ancestors. There was really only one option left...

Are you sure we're not long lost brothers?

 

[Joker]

Are you sure we're not long lost brothers?

It's very much a possibility...my dad was a musician, and was probably up to his neck in poon from the 70's-80's while out touring bars.

 

[cookiva]

Is it wrong to continue this?

I think that he was an avid penny collector. One day, while walking down the street, saw an incredible penny. The most awe inspiring penny of all time. Just to gaze upon it would stop you in your tracks. He quickly picked it up, and went about his business. 2 days later, he went to the store, and dropped his loose coins in the take a penny leave a penny jar. Upon arriving home, he noticed his penny was missing. He spent days and days looking for it, before he remembered where it was.

He returned to the store, but they had no idea what he was talking about. They said that they had never seen him, and he left crying. While walking out, he saw Johnson, his rival penny collector, laughing at something. Sneaking over to Johnson, he saw his penny, clutched between his fingers. Echo had no choice but to kill him. He stabbed him repeatedly with a broken bottle, until Johnson died. When he took a closer look at his hand, Echo noticed something. What he thought was a penny was actually a tums....

 

[CFE]

There goes Joker...doing exactly what he should be doing be bringing a smile to my face and spreading merriment everywhere he goes...LOL

CFE