I've failed in something absolutely critical...

Is it wrong to continue this?

I think that he was an avid penny collector. One day, while walking down the street, saw an incredible penny. The most awe inspiring penny of all time. Just to gaze upon it would stop you in your tracks. He quickly picked it up, and went about his business. 2 days later, he went to the store, and dropped his loose coins in the take a penny leave a penny jar. Upon arriving home, he noticed his penny was missing. He spent days and days looking for it, before he remembered where it was.

He returned to the store, but they had no idea what he was talking about. They said that they had never seen him, and he left crying. While walking out, he saw Johnson, his rival penny collector, laughing at something. Sneaking over to Johnson, he saw his penny, clutched between his fingers. Echo had no choice but to kill him. He stabbed him repeatedly with a broken bottle, until Johnson died. When he took a closer look at his hand, Echo noticed something. What he thought was a penny was actually a tums....

I give you an A for effort, but a B for the story...you needed to add in things about his parents, as he mentioned them in his first post. And also, you should have drawn out the death of Johnson. He should have kidnapped him, and forced him to watch his lover be tortured to death for days, before finally ending it...maybe something about him reaching sexual climax at the end of the killing. And only then does he look through Johnsons pockets to find the penny was actually a tums.
 
There goes Joker...doing exactly what he should be doing be bringing a smile to my face and spreading merriment everywhere he goes...LOL

CFE

I do try :joker:

on a different note, why the hell is the joker smiley blue???
 
I give you an A for effort, but a B for the story...you needed to add in things about his parents, as he mentioned them in his first post. And also, you should have drawn out the death of Johnson. He should have kidnapped him, and forced him to watch his lover be tortured to death for days, before finally ending it...maybe something about him reaching sexual climax at the end of the killing. And only then does he look through Johnsons pockets to find the penny was actually a tums.


My god. I have much to learn.
 
Being gay is not a failure. So what if you're a queer. Just tell your parents the truth and they'll understand and still love you.
 
Being gay is not a failure. So what if you're a queer. Just tell your parents the truth and they'll understand and still love you.

the him being gay thing was already brought up and we've been over it..he was a bootmaker damn it, not gay...well, he might have been gay, but that doesnt effect his bootmaking at all, other than possibly the styles of boots that he would have made...
 
He's logged in multiple times today.

Don't hide from us, echo. Come forward! :mad:
 
Okay, it can't be anything with school because the new year just started, although if you've already failed school this soon, you truly are an embarassing failure. So did you knock someone up? Get a DUI? Horrible accident and DUI? Horrible accident that killed someone while driving drunk? Accidently killed someone? Intentionally killed someone? Got caught peeping into the neighbor's daughter's room? Got caught in the neighbor's daugther's room? Caught in the neightbor's 8-year old son's room? Did you give him jesus juice? Asked him to touch your "monkey"? Dammit I need to know!
 
and I feel crushed, like absolutely completely crushed, i've never felt like this before and I have no idea of how to face my 'rents on this.

I've experienced failure before but nothing like this... i just crashed to the ground and couldn't move for hours, i still don't know what to do and while i feel like absolute abominable ****, my bigger thing is how the hell am i gonna face my folks and tell them I've failed them... I can't exactly talk about what this is exactly but does it matter? not really, just something so importantly critical that I have no clue what to do now.

My folks have been through hell and back and then some more, they've had to deal with so much and so much of that has had to do with external forces... now to tell them that I've failed them this time... one of their own, I just can't imagine what the look will be on their faces... the hurt, **** i'm in tears writing this now and I NEVER cry (you can call bull**** on that all you want but i'm dead serious, ever...).. i know they'll be there to support but i just know exactly what's going on in their heads..

How do you folks manage to deal with something like this, like something so colossally paramount that needed to be done but couldn't and you might not get another chance... I'm really at a loss for words right now...

Rex Grossman after the Superbowl.
 
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I WANT TO KNOW THE PROBLEM!!!! (that's me yelling)
 
he must of failed really badly ..havent heard from him
 
I think he ran away from home and is now living on the street sucking bums off for one more fix.
 
id say thats the most likely scenario and every one should assume that is what has become of him
 
youre an ass, ya know that, Joker?

oh come on...a guy posts a big "omg, I'm so emo I failed!" post, doesnt tell anyone what he failed at, and expects me to take him seriously? screw that...besides, anyone being all emo on the internet like this should just kill themselves, it would bring humanities collective IQ up by at least 20 points, I'm sure.

Although, if echo tried to kill himself, chances are, he would fail at it :o
 
My bet is hes already realized it wasnt as big of a deal thus no longer cares about this thread.
 
crack and giving bj's to homeless men may not be a big deal to you but the rest of us are a little concerned
 
Or he is hanging from his ceiling fan with a note attached to him.
 

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