I've just got an e-mail from Paris Hilton!

[jaguarr]

No offence to anyone, but why the hell do you all hate her so much?

what the **** did she do to you guys personally? seriously??

She killed my house, burned my family down and molested my dog.

jag

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

She killed my house, burned my family down and molested my dog.

jag

lucky dog.

 

[jaguarr]

lucky dog.

We had to put him down after that. The psychological damage was horrendous.

jag

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

We had to put him down after that. The psychological damage was horrendous.

jag

well at least he went out with "ive ****ed a celebrity"

 

[Mee]

How do you go on jag? You brave, brave soul.

 

[jaguarr]

well at least he went out with "ive ****ed a celebrity"

I suppose it depends on what your working definition of a celebrity is.


Personally, I dislike everything Paris represents, more than I do her as an individual. She represents the glamorization of vapidity, talentlessness, style over substance, laziness and not having to work for what you have, elitism, attention-****ing, partying as a strong life priority and materialism in our society. All of these things I dislike and I don't like how they've been glamorized in our society.

jag

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

I suppose it depends on what your working definition of a celebrity is.


Personally, I dislike everything Paris represents, more than I do her as an individual. She represents the glamorization of vapidity, talentlessness, style over substance, laziness and not having to work for what you have, elitism, attention-****ing, partying as a strong life priority and materialism in our society. All of these things I dislike and I don't like how they've been glamorized in our society.

jag

hmm..thats called hollywood.

 

[jaguarr]

hmm..thats called hollywood.

Didn't used to be that way, and she's a large contributor to why it is that way now.

jag

 

[Abaddon]

The instructions on how to use it were lost in England.

jag

The Chinese weren't too sure themselves.

Not there either.

The first modern idea of a toothbrush is believed to have been invented in China around 1600
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toothbrush

 

[Ghostrider87]

No offence to anyone, but why the hell do you all hate her so much?

what the **** did she do to you guys personally? seriously??

I don't hate her. I just hate that because she is a celebrity she thinks she can get away with breaking the law.

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

I don't hate her. I just hate that because she is a celebrity she thinks she can get away with breaking the law.

every celeb thinks like that..do you hate them as well?

 

[ArmyDragon92A]

The Chinese weren't too sure themselves.

"Modern Idea".

 

[ArmyDragon92A]

I don't hate her. I just hate that because she is a celebrity she thinks she can get away with breaking the law.

I guess you hate every single celebrity there is then.

 

[Ghostrider87]

every celeb thinks like that..do you hate them as well?

Oh not every celeb. I don't remember Lacey Chabert getting in trouble with law. Or Sofia Vergara for that matter.

 

[ArmyDragon92A]

Oh not every celeb. I don't remember Lacey Chabert getting in trouble with law. Or Sofia Vergara for that matter.

Doesn't mean they wouldn't get special treatment.

 

[Ghostrider87]

I guess you hate every single celebrity there is then.

You sound like the media taking one little comment and then turning into something it's not. Have you always been a drama machine?
I never said that I hated every single celebrity so get that through you thick skull.

 

[Dangerous]

As you know, last year when I went to the Depeche Mode LA party at the Cinespace in hollywood. There, I met Paris Hilton. I came up to her, gave her a hug and asked her to dance. I got her a drink and we got to know eachother by name.

Today she sent me this.

"Hi sweetie, sorry I haven't been able to get back to you. Things are hot, but I took time off to write you this note. I really appreciate all you did for me, thanks for the letters. God bless you babe. I hope you come up again this summer so we can hang out. Keep Livin' da simple life!

Love Paris"

Ugh if that’s true- you like her, you touched her, bought her a drink...

Q- You do realise that she is more hated than GG Allin was?, and probably has more diseases than he did right? Ughhh. ….Not sumthin you wanna boast about.

 

[thedeadite]

Ugh if that’s true- you like her, you touched her, bought her a drink...

Q- You do realise that she is more hated than GG Allin was?, and probably has more diseases than he did right? Ughhh. ….Not sumthin you wanna boast about.

You seriously made me spit pepsi all over my desk and keyboard. Now i have to go clean this up. Damn you!!!

 

[Dangerous]

Yeah but think about, she probably IS more hated than GG was.

For the record I think GG was a god, while Paris represents everything that is wrong w/ the noughties.

 

[Alexia Dark]

I... don't care .

 

[Cyrusbales]

This one isn't as good as the Natalie Portman one, please try again mate.....

 

[fangrl06]

There are too many of her catch phrases in that email for it to be genuine.

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

This one isn't as good as the Natalie Portman one, please try again mate.....

Yeah why not..its amusing.t:

 

[Halcohol]

There are too many of her catch phrases in that email for it to be genuine.

We all know celebrities ONLY talk in catchphrases!

 

[Dangerous]

She's got a lazy eye anyway