I've met a very attractive waiter...

[Lily Adler]

This really great thing happened for me. I wish I could tell you but I made a promise that when this happened this person would be the first to know.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

So you made a thread to tell everyone about something you can't tell everyone?

 

[Fallen Angel]

Lib you've already made him your baby daddy haven't you?

 

[Pink Ranger]

Guuurl, dish when you feel you can. We can sit on the strangely colorful furniture in your impossibly large apartment for a major metropolitan city and eat Thai food out of oyster pails.

 

[jokesonm3]

Preach it Lilo, let the heavens hear this! Don't let deej knock you down the ladder!

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Damn Jokes haha. I'm happy for LiLo, I was just confused. I would never stand in the way of love and shouting it out for all to hear.

 

[Greens]

So you went out to eat and someone waited on you. SO WHAT.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

 

[C. Lee]

Did you meet him at the theater......after the credits ended....and he was stranded all alone because his best friend of 20 years just left his ass there....and he was going to have to walk home all alone.....but you saw him standing there....looking all cute in his waiters outfit.......

 

[KevanG]

 

[Greens]

Did you meet him at the theater......after the credits ended....and he was stranded all alone because his best friend of 20 years just left his ass there....and he was going to have to walk home all alone.....but you saw him standing there....looking all cute in his waiters outfit.......

Drying his tears with a Get Out ticket stub.

 

[Immortalfire]

Are you a gangly blonde that thinks he looks like Leonardo Dicaprio?

 

[Pink Ranger]

Did you meet him at the theater......after the credits ended....and he was stranded all alone because his best friend of 20 years just left his ass there....and he was going to have to walk home all alone.....but you saw him standing there....looking all cute in his waiters outfit.......

"You know, your friend who left you here sounds like a bad guy. You should unfriend him on Facebook; who cares if he complains about it on a website discussion forum frequented by perverts."

 

[InCali]

Did you meet him at the theater......after the credits ended....and he was stranded all alone because his best friend of 20 years just left his ass there....and he was going to have to walk home all alone.....but you saw him standing there....looking all cute in his waiters outfit.......

Oh the irony!!! Wouldn't THAT have been something.....

 

[InCali]

"You know, your friend who left you here sounds like a bad guy. You should unfriend him on Facebook; who cares if he complains about it on a website discussion forum frequented by perverts."

Speak for yourself....oh wait.....never mind.....

 

[Erzengel]

This really great thing happened for me. I wish I could tell you but I made a promise that when this happened this person would be the first to know.

I hope you got a picture.

 

[KevanG]

Lilo, is this your version of Ghostrider87's story?

It took me a while but I got it. t: Well done.

 

[dude stannis]

Did you order a litercola off him?

 

[TheDreamMaster]

This feels very familiar to me.

 

[Erzengel]

Never forget.

 

[chaseter]

dat haircut

 

[Immortalfire]

Never forget.

We should go to Colombia and rescue him.

 

[Erzengel]

I wonder if the Hooters girls are more attractive now that the Cubbies one.

 

[Guts]

 

[Lily Adler]

Are you a gangly blonde that thinks he looks like Leonardo Dicaprio?

More like a sober Lindsay Lohan pre-Courtney Love makeover.

Also Bravo to all who picked up the reference.