J.K. Rowling set to write "crime" novel

[Zero_Vault]

I am going to laugh at her atrocious writing, and at her galls of trying to dapple in noir fiction.

I wonder if she's going to keep the same pseuydonym.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Huh.

I'm a big noir-fiction fan, and I liked Rowlings books. Interested to see how she does it.

 

[Majik1387]

I am going to laugh at her atrocious writing, and at her galls of trying to dapple in noir fiction.
I wonder if she's going to keep the same pseuydonym.

Please, if her writing was atrocious her Harry Potter books wouldn't have sold at all.

 

[Speedball]

I am going to laugh at her atrocious writing, and at her galls of trying to dapple in noir fiction.

I wonder if she's going to keep the same pseuydonym.

Let's see you write a series of books that have made millions, newb.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Please, if her writing was atrocious her Harry Potter books wouldn't have sold at all.

I wouldn't say "at all." People will buy any s**ty thing that comes around if it's marketed well enough.

*coughTheDaVinciCodecough*

 

[BubbaGump]

Harry Potter: Hogwarts Noir.

 

[KALEL114]

I am going to laugh at her atrocious writing, and at her galls of trying to dapple in noir fiction.

I wonder if she's going to keep the same pseuydonym.

What the hell is a dapple? Is it short for a Diet Snapple?

 

[Badger]

I wouldn't say "at all." People will buy any s**ty thing that comes around if it's marketed well enough.

*coughTheDaVinciCodecough*

Dan Brown ****s good Fiction...

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Harry Potter: Hogwarts Noir.

You know what I'd kill to see? Harry Potter written by Frank Miller. That would be f**king HILARIOUS. t:

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Dan Brown ****s mediocre Fiction...

Fixed that error for you.

 

[Speedball]

You know what I'd kill to see? Harry Potter written by Frank Miller. That would be f**king HILARIOUS. t:

"What are you dense? Are you ******ed or something? Who the hell do you think I am?! I'm goddamn Harry Potter!"

 

[Badger]

What the hell is a dapple? Is it short for a Diet Snapple?

nope, she's going to mark film noir with spots of color.

 

[Badger]

Fixed that error for you.

Don't make me smite you.

 

[xwolverine2]

J.K rowling copied J.R. tolkeins names.

 

[Speedball]

J.K rowling copied J.R. tolkeins names.

LOL!
Don't you mean Christopher Paolini?

 

[xwolverine2]

eh?

 

[BubbaGump]

You know what I'd kill to see? Harry Potter written by Frank Miller. That would be f**king HILARIOUS. t:

Hermione would be a ho and Lord Voldemort will have conveniently placed golden piercings.

 

[Speedball]

eh?

He wrote Eragon and Eldest.
Half the names are from LOTR, or sound an awful lot like them.
I'm also noticing some similarities between the names in Eragon and A Song of Ice and Fire.

 

[The Question]

You know what I'd kill to see? Harry Potter written by Frank Miller. That would be f**king HILARIOUS. t:

No, Harry Potter, after graduating, becomes a desk jockey at a paper company in London.

 

[xwolverine2]

He wrote Eragon and Eldest.
Half the names are from LOTR, or sound an awful lot like them.
I'm also noticing some similarities between the names in Eragon and A Song of Ice and Fire.

i meant her actual name.... J.K J.R.R.
she knew doing that to her trashy name would make her $$$

 

[KALEL114]

Nice Office reference.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Hermione would be a ho and Lord Voldemort will have conveniently placed golden piercings.

WORMTAIL: This is madness!
HARRY: This is HOGWARTS!

*kicks Wormtail out of Castle*

t:

 

[KALEL114]

Harry: You killed my parents.
Voldemort : What? What? What are you talking about?
Harry: I made you, you made me first.
Voldemort: Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me." How childish can you get?

 

[Spade]

This seems less about the novel and more about bashing the author.

I can't really say anything until I see what she's written. I give people chances before crucifying them, y'know...

 

[KALEL114]

Ron: I'm Hermione's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman.
Viktor : You're making a big mistake, man. A *big* mistake.
Ron: You made a big mistake yourself... you didn't flush.