Jenna Jameson Wants Scarlett Johansson For Biopic

[Mr Sparkle]

Hahahaha, I wonder what he told her as congrats.

"you see, I told you that if you worked hard you could be the best"
: puke:

 

[AndThePickles]

There are a bunch of interviews with her dad in the book.

 

[Duende Verde]

"you see, I told you that if you worked hard you could be the best"
: puke:

Jenna: Just hard? All this time I could've sworn you said "work hard men"...

 

[Mr Sparkle]

man, what if they showed clips like i the Oscars and he had to sit through them?

 

[Crooklyn]

man, what if they showed clips like i the Oscars and he had to sit through them?

LMAO...I've always wondered what the Porn Awards were like. It's just so weird hearing someone say, "and here are the nominees..." followed up by selected clips in the films.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I just want to know the criteria they use, I mean, I can tell the difference between good porn and bad porn, but I'm completely unable to tell if I'm watching AWARD WINNING porn or not
" I didn't believe her as a naughty nurse Roger, she was not sincere in the role"
what the hell?

 

[Fran]

It's all in the wrists.

 

[Crooklyn]

Are they even judging on acting? I mean, since it is porn, titles such as "rookie of the year" takes on a much different meaning. My guess is a lot of it in their sexual performance.

Someone well-informed on all of this must tell me if there's a "Best Money-Shot" award. It just sounds too good to be true.

 

[Duende Verde]

Are they even judging on acting? I mean, since it is porn, titles such as "rookie of the year" takes on a much different meaning. My guess is a lot of it in their sexual performance.

Someone well-informed on all of this must tell me if there's a "Best Money-Shot" award. It just sounds too good to be true.

Ask Morg, he's been to conventions.

 

[Catman]

lol. There's a Jenna Jameson movie on The Movie Channel (TMC) right now. Its called Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain.

 

[Mister J]

Maybe Jenna should pick someone less attractive than Scarlett...



Seriously, this chick used to be hot (yes in a porn way, but still). WTF happened? Why the obsession with going under the knife.

 

[terry78]

^Wow, she looks like a bad CGI creation of herself.

 

[jaguarr]

*cringe*

Jeezus! Warn a guy before you post scary sh1t like that!

jag

 

[Mister J]

^Wow, she looks like a bad CGI creation of herself.

Or like one of the puppets from that old Genesis video.

 

[Mister J]

*cringe*

Jeezus! Warn a guy before you post scary sh1t like that!

jag

Sorry jag. I walked into blindly and felt the need to share the misery.

I actually like porn a little less after this.

Not much, but still less.

 

[jaguarr]

I want to wet her lips and stick her to a smooth surface.

jag

 

[Dangerous]

Firstly- this news is older than something really old,

Second- Scarlett Johansson is nowhere near hot enuf.

 

[Dangerous]

I knew Jenna had gone the way of the knife.
She is really starting to look f**king freaky.
What a ******, ageing gracefully would have been a much better idea.

 

[WTFimVENOM]

Looking forward to seeing Scarlett nude

 

[Tangled Web]

Maybe Jenna should pick someone less attractive than Scarlett...



Seriously, this chick used to be hot (yes in a porn way, but still). WTF happened? Why the obsession with going under the knife.

Oh good God!

 

[Demon Within]

Maybe Jenna should pick someone less attractive than Scarlett...



Seriously, this chick used to be hot (yes in a porn way, but still). WTF happened? Why the obsession with going under the knife.

Looks like an orangutan with boobs an a wig.

What a world we live in when porn stars request Hollywood stars to be them in biopics.

 

[DorkyFresh]

WTF happened to her??!!! she's got that "Joan Rivers" syndrome!

 

[Demon Within]

WTF happened to her??!!! she's got that "Joan Rivers" syndrome!

Is that Joan Rivers or Jenna? I cant tell. For real.

 

[Tangled Web]

She looks like ****. They must use a ton of makeup to cover that up when she does porn. A TON of makeup.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Besides, Jameson should be avoiding the biopic movie--it's like clockwork now, that every time some celebrity allows a movie to be made of them, they always die while production starts. Look at Ray Charles, Johnny Cash, hell, even Domino Harvey.

Basically--Jameson, don't make the movie, or you're going to die.