Steel Soldier
You friggin' Smurf...
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Hello Everyone, I'm Alex Trebek and this is the final round of Jepardy: Spider-Man Villains Villains Edition! Now, when we last left you Otto, you had the lowest score of our three contestants! Let's see if you can redeem yourself in this round. Please choose a catagory.
"I choose Famous Villain Trivia."
Excellent Choice! Now, here is your answer for $600 dollars... "This is what a doctor lost after a freak accident."
"What is... his large roll of twenty dollar bills?"
*beep beep*
No! I'm sorry, the correct question would be "What is his wife?"
"I miscalculated.... But I couldn't have miscalculated."
Right... moving on to you, Norman Osborn! Choose your catagory.
"I choose Famous Villain Trivia, as well."
Alrighty, your answer for $1,000 is: "Godspeed."
"What is the MPH my brain moves at after I drink a fifth of scotch?"
*beep beep*
I'm sorry, the correct answer is "What is the ammount of velocity you need to dodge the blade-baring glider flying at your sternom."
"Oh." *SWOOSH*
Ew. Moving along_
"Don't tell Harry. He's in the audience..."
_Moving along to you, Mr. Marko. Do you feel good about your high score?
*Flint Forms a fist of sand*
I'll take that as a "Just give me the darn answer." gesture. *chuckle chuckle* Well, choose your catagory, Flint.
"I will choose... uh... Famous Villains Trivia, too."
Well well, I'm noticing a pattern. Anywho, your answer, for $10,000, is "The ammount of water it takes to drown a man made of sand."
"What does it matter to you anyway?"
*beep beep*
So close, but no cigar! Let a rip, boys!
*giant stream of water engulfs Flint*
Well, seeing as all of our contestants are either dead, going with the flow, or slipping slowly into madness_
"WE CAN REBUILD!"
_ it looks like an excellent time to end the show! Join us next time when Topher Grace hits the scene!
"What is my ****py life, and my never ending bloodlust for Spider-Man?"
*Chuckle chuckle* G'night, folks!
"I choose Famous Villain Trivia."
Excellent Choice! Now, here is your answer for $600 dollars... "This is what a doctor lost after a freak accident."
"What is... his large roll of twenty dollar bills?"
*beep beep*
No! I'm sorry, the correct question would be "What is his wife?"
"I miscalculated.... But I couldn't have miscalculated."
Right... moving on to you, Norman Osborn! Choose your catagory.
"I choose Famous Villain Trivia, as well."
Alrighty, your answer for $1,000 is: "Godspeed."
"What is the MPH my brain moves at after I drink a fifth of scotch?"
*beep beep*
I'm sorry, the correct answer is "What is the ammount of velocity you need to dodge the blade-baring glider flying at your sternom."
"Oh." *SWOOSH*
Ew. Moving along_
"Don't tell Harry. He's in the audience..."
_Moving along to you, Mr. Marko. Do you feel good about your high score?
*Flint Forms a fist of sand*
I'll take that as a "Just give me the darn answer." gesture. *chuckle chuckle* Well, choose your catagory, Flint.
"I will choose... uh... Famous Villains Trivia, too."
Well well, I'm noticing a pattern. Anywho, your answer, for $10,000, is "The ammount of water it takes to drown a man made of sand."
"What does it matter to you anyway?"
*beep beep*
So close, but no cigar! Let a rip, boys!
*giant stream of water engulfs Flint*
Well, seeing as all of our contestants are either dead, going with the flow, or slipping slowly into madness_
"WE CAN REBUILD!"
_ it looks like an excellent time to end the show! Join us next time when Topher Grace hits the scene!
"What is my ****py life, and my never ending bloodlust for Spider-Man?"
*Chuckle chuckle* G'night, folks!
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