Jughead's Coming Out of the Closet!!!

[redmarvel]

First it was the Two Gun Kid... now Jughead!!!

http://www.thestar.com/Life/article/178422

Who's next?

 

[Kaboom]

seemed farsical to me

 

[redmarvel]

True, there's nothing in Archie Comics site under News...

 

[Harlekin]

Jughead does not care for the ways of love.

 

[Not Jake]

Well this was a worthwhile thread.

 

[Kevin]

I'm confused.

 

[Darthphere]

Oh god.

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=259800

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Am I the only one who know has a scene of Chasing Amy going in their heads?

HOOPER: Archie and Jughead were lovers.
BANKIE: SHUT THE F**K UP!

 

[Majik1387]

Damn, they stole an idea for my dream Archie movie.

 

[Lord Doom]

Jughead has but one mistress... sweet Lady Hamburger.

 

[Kevin]

Jughead has but one mistress... sweet Lady Hamburger.

But it's made of meat. He's always loved the meat.

 

[Majik1387]

Well his 3 past girlfriends(before the redo) have all been faghags in my opinion.

 

[Lord Doom]

But it's made of meat. He's always loved the meat.

By. GOD...

 

[Kevin]

t:

 

[Lord Doom]

I say it's all a conspiracy created by Mcdonald's so that more homosexuals will eat hamburgers. The truth is out there.

 

[Kevin]

... Mulder?

 

[Majik1387]

Scully

 

[Lord Doom]

Cigarette-Smoking Man...?

 

[whitehatincoon]

So pathetic when someone has to resort to shock value to get some attention Even Millar wouldn't stoop this low

 

[Fried Gold]

seemed farsical to me

...

 

[JackBauer]

Am I the only one who know has a scene of Chasing Amy going in their heads?

HOOPER: Archie and Jughead were lovers.
BANKIE: SHUT THE F**K UP!

first thing I thought of when I saw the title.

"Archie was the b!tch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he wears that crown-looking hat all the time. He the king in queen Archie's world."

 

[Majik1387]

So pathetic when someone has to resort to shock value to get some attention Even Millar wouldn't stoop this low

Or it could be they realize high school is not the same anymore and they're trying to keep up with the times.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

first thing I thought of when I saw the title.

"Archie was the b!tch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he wears that crown-looking hat all the time. He the king in queen Archie's world."

You a wise motherf**ker.

 

[blud_knight]

Jughead was in the closet at some point?

 

[Kevin]

Jughead was in the closet at some point?

I never knew.