Just when you thought pervs couldn't get any sicker!

[Golgo-13]

This was on my local news station last night:

Man Arrested for Spraying Substance:
Woman sprayed with human semen at MD grocery store

Updated: Friday, 30 Jul 2010, 11:32 PM EDT
Published : Friday, 30 Jul 2010, 4:48 PM EDT


GAITHERSBURG, Md - As a woman was leaving a Giant store a man sprayed liquid on her back. An examination revealed the liquid was human semen.

It happened at the Giant store located at 842 Muddy Branch Road on July 15, 2010.

Witnesses saw the man get into a gray vehicle and drive away.

On July 29, 2010, the Gaithersburg Police Investigative Section arrested 28-year-old Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr. of the 17000 block of Downing Street in Gaithersburg. Edwards was charged with second degree assault with additional charges forthcoming.

After his arrest and interview it was learned that there are additional unidentified victims. If you believe you have been a victim of such a crime and have seen Edwards please contact Detective Corporal Word at 301-258-6400.

An arrest warrant was obtained for Edwards. Edwards was released on a $4,000 bond.

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/man-arrested-for-spraying-substance-073010

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Is this considered assault?

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

oh and this type of thing happens to female prison gaurds all the time.

 

[terry78]

Did it get in her hair?


No, that's not right.

 

[Mace Dolex]

How could they tell it was semen, by the odor or stickiness?

 

[Crockett]

I'm guessing that either they test it on the lab or they can tell it by the stickiness.
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[Blitzkrieg Bop]

How could they tell it was semen, by the odor or stickiness?

Taste test.

 

[Heretic]

Maybe he sprayed her then smoked a cigarette.

 

[terry78]

Most women don't really have an issue with this type of action, but the catch is, it can't be in public. This guy didn't get the memo.

 

[webhead731]

That happened in Silence of the Lambs...kind of.

 

[TNC9852002]

Sprayed....how...exactly..

 

[Crook]

Haha, this is exactly like how a particular porn series starts off every scene.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Sprayed....how...exactly..

Well, chances are he jerked off into a bottle, mixed some water in with it and then attached the spray apparatus.

Unless he whipped it out real quick and has the amazing control of spewing semen at command.

 

[HighFivingMF]

I live in Maryland and my first and middle name are "Michael" and "Wayne"

Yikes. Haha.

 

[Carcharodon]

This was on my local news station last night:

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/man-arrested-for-spraying-substance-073010

...really? THIS is the worst you've heard of? What a sheltered life.

I live in Maryland and my first and middle name are "Michael" and "Wayne"

Yikes. Haha.

Haha. Yeah... Weird....

...get that squirt-bottle away from me.

 

[Prison Mike]

Well, chances are he jerked off into a bottle, mixed some water in with it and then attached the spray apparatus.

Unless he whipped it out real quick and has the amazing control of spewing semen at command.

that should be a superpower.

 

[Harls]

Eww. People have weird fetishes :|

 

[Golgo-13]

...really? THIS is the worst you've heard of? What a sheltered life.

Haha. Yeah... Weird....

...get that squirt-bottle away from me.

Where do i say it's the worst i've heard of...?

And for those wondering, the police tested the substance to see what it was that's how they knew it was semen. He had it in a spray bottle...

 

[Carcharodon]

Where do i say it's the worst i've heard of...?

Um...look at your thread title?

 

[Golgo-13]

Um...look at your thread title?

It's just a title..not a statement.

 

[Carcharodon]

It's just a title..not a statement.

I'm just saying that, based on the title, I expected something much sicker. This is mildly gross. I was expecting something on the level of some dude raping and eating children or something.

The title and actual article are a mismatch.

 

[Harls]

I'm just saying that, based on the title, I expected something much sicker. This is mildly gross. I was expecting something on the level of some dude raping and eating children or something.

The title and actual article are a mismatch.

Okay, I agree that I was expecting a lot worse but I was really relieved it wasn't as bad as I thought. Let's stop nitpicking his title, okay?

 

[Carcharodon]

Okay, I agree that I was expecting a lot worse but I was really relieved it wasn't as bad as I thought. Let's stop nitpicking his title, okay?

Yes, let's.

 

[Golgo-13]

Yes, it is a rather odd and nitpicky subject...

The title was more to the effect of how creative these a-holes have become to get their jollys off. I mean if this could happen in broad daylight, in a dam grocery store, it could happen to anyone...including one of us.

 

[Carcharodon]

The horror.