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MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) --

A kangaroo startled by a man walking his dog attacked the pair, pinning the pet underwater and slashing the owner in the abdomen with its hind legs. The Australian, Chris Rickard, was in stable condition Monday after the attack, which ended when the 49-year-old elbowed the kangaroo in the throat.

Rickard said he was walking his blue heeler, Rocky, on Sunday morning when they surprised a sleeping kangaroo in Arthur's Creek northeast of Melbourne. The dog chased the animal into a pond, when the kangaroo turned and pinned the pet underwater.

When Rickard tried to pull his dog free, the kangaroo turned on him, attacking with its hind legs and tearing a deep gash into his abdomen and across his face.

"I thought I might take a hit or two dragging the dog out from under his grip, but I didn't expect him to actually attack me," Rickard, 49, told The Herald Sun newspaper. "It was a shock at the start because it was a kangaroo, about 5 feet high, they don't go around killing people."

Kangaroos rarely attack people but will fight if they feel threatened.

Dogs often chase kangaroos, which have been known to lead the pets into water and defend themselves there.

Rickard said he ended the attack by elbowing the kangaroo in the throat, adding Rocky was "half-drowned" when he pulled him from the water.


Source: SFGate



How many times do I have to tell you? Don't eff with kangaroos!
 
Let this be the lesson to people with dog: Don't let your dogs chase the kangaroos.
 
Those hobo Kangaroos will shank you in a dark alley. Situation is bad in Australia.
 
How awesome would it have been to see a dude elbowing a Kangaroo?
 
If video games have taught us anything, and they have.....

kangaroos don't start nothin' but they finish it.


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hahaha chasing Kangaroos would be my dog's idea of heaven
 
I so want video of this. :(
If video games have taught us anything, and they have.....

kangaroos don't start nothin' but they finish it.


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If ever there was a sign for a video game adapted into a film, this is that sign. Who can we get to work on this?
 
Kangaroo Jacked had this coming to him.

:awesome: you know in Australia they eat Kangaroos? Mmmm...Kangaroo BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger or Bleu Cheese K-Burger for win.
 
I demand a video of a man elbowing a Kangaroo, Mister J, make it happen​
 
I gots Streets of Rage 3 flashbacks. :o
 
I demand a video of a man elbowing a Kangaroo, Mister J, make it happen
Around 1:04 is as close as I get on such short notice. Spielberg isn't answering his phone. Neither is the groundsman I know at the local zoo.
 
Anyone who has played Streets of Rage 3 knows that kangaroos are natural born ass whuppers.
 

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