http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=55853
Scott and Brody Board Kevin Smith's *****
Source: The Hollywood Reporter
May 28, 2009
Seann William Scott and Adam Brody are joining Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan in Warner Bros.' A Couple of *****, a buddy action comedy being directed by Kevin Smith, says The Hollywood Reporter.
The script, by Robb and Mark Cullen, follows a maverick cop (Willis) and his partner (Morgan) who, while tracking a valuable stolen baseball card, tangle with a memorabilia-obsessed gangster and rescue a Mexican beauty who holds the key to millions in laundered drug money.
Scott plays a thief known as the ***** Bandit for the souvenirs he leaves at his robberies. Brody is an abrasive detective not happy to be working with Willis and Morgan.
Shooting begins Monday in New York.
I'm usually disappointed that Bruce Willis is in anything. Have you seen Color of Night? After seeing Bruce Willis' ass, my eyes have never forgiven me since.Anyone as disappointed as I am that Bruce Willis is in this rather then The Expendables?
I'm usually disappointed that Bruce Willis is in anything. Have you seen Color of Night? After seeing Bruce Willis' ass, my eyes have never forgiven me since.
Well, Jane March is naked throughout the entire movie, thats probably it's only redeeming value. Unfortunately, like I said, Willis' pooper and package are prominently displayed so you'd have to do this :facepalm.I have not.
If there were a vomiting smilie, Id' put it here. that's what I'd feel if I ever saw his wrinkly balls in a recent movie.Oh come on...that was like a decade ago. I'm sure he looks worse naked now.
Surprise surprise. Jason Lee is to Kevin Smith, As Leonardo DiCaprio is to Martin Scorsese.
So Bruce doesn't do "The Expendables" and yet does this?