Kill Kill Never Stop

[Master Chief]

Jus' plLaaayin yOoOoOOoO!!

But seriously.

Panettiere Patrol?

Yeah, the voices in my head, kill kill never stop.

Never.

Stop.



Choo people are insaaaAAAnnne, and coming from me, that's like a professional diagnosis.

Oh s**ts, I need something so this thread can stand on its own...

uh.

In Toronto, there's this subway station, Keele.

So I sleep on the subway.

And I hear kill kill never stop.

But I wake up and it's just the driver saying Keele, Keele next stop.

Awesome.

 

[Kritish]

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[Ghostvirus]

kay?:wft:

 

[The Chairman]

Go to bed, Master Chief.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

 

[Master Chief]

That was delightful. You rule.

 

[Spider-Gamer]

 

[Kritish]

Go to bed, Master Chief.

Don't blame him, it's the marijuana talking.

 

[Flexo]

Master Chief

You're not even trying any more.

Shame, really.

 

[Knives122]

Although I watched that show when I was a kid I still have to say it; WTF?

 

[Master Chief]

Master Chief

You're not even trying any more.

Shame, really.

WoooOoOOoord. I was listening to sweetass music, but I'm saving that thread for another night. It will rock so hard, it's such a beautiful song. It'd make me cry if I weren't so kickass and didn't cry.

But srsly, paneteirerere patrol. Crazy people. Quazy. It's like, they patrol. Stalking. In frikkin' shifts, patrolling with their cameras and eyes. Patrol a womans. WroOooOong in all ways ever.

 

[The Chairman]

WoooOoOOoord. I was listening to sweetass music, but I'm saving that thread for another night. It will rock so hard, it's such a beautiful song. It'd make me cry if I weren't so kickass and didn't cry.

But srsly, paneteirerere patrol. Crazy people. Quazy. It's like, they patrol. Stalking. In frikkin' shifts, patrolling with their cameras and eyes. Patrol a womans. WroOooOong in all ways ever.

And what you do to Kate is any different?

We don't use cameras. We don't stalk

 

[Flexo]

WoooOoOOoord. I was listening to sweetass music, but I'm saving that thread for another night. It will rock so hard, it's such a beautiful song. It'd make me cry if I weren't so kickass and didn't cry.

But srsly, paneteirerere patrol. Crazy people. Quazy. It's like, they patrol. Stalking. In frikkin' shifts, patrolling with their cameras and eyes. Patrol a womans. WroOooOong in all ways ever.

Wait.

Wait.

Stop.

You found some sweetass, tear inducing music, and you didn't even think to share with me?

You ass.

 

[Kritish]

We don't stalk

Speak for yourself...

 

[Master Chief]

And what you do to Kate is any different?

We don't use cameras. We don't stalk

I don't do squash. Or squat. Or... whatever the term is, I don't do; I merely exaggerate.

ANd your group name implies otherwise... patrollers... sneaky words for stallallalllking. SHHHHHHHHH!!

Wait.

Wait.

Stop.

You found some sweetass, tear inducing music, and you didn't even think to share with me?

You ass.

You've heard it prolly, but the Garden State soundtrack kicks my ass. It ain't let go though, it's that one by, uh, the Travis guy.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

yeah, I knew that kid "Master Chief" but I never thought he'd go all "Virginia Tech" on half of Canada, I swear.
I mean for the life of me, I don't know what was going through his head, that now infamous day.
sure, all the Walmart customers were happy enough. but, how could they have know the horror that had just parked it's 1998 Honda civic, and was currently putting on a pair of extra-dark sunglasses ( even though it was raining that day and it was more like...late in the evening) for maximum matrix-o-sity.
who else but the almighty hope to understand why he screamed "LOLS!!!" as he gunned down innocents, all recoiling in horror at the sight of what seemed like a lobster claw hanging from a gold chain on his chest, the large gold plaque that read "PIMP4LIFE" barely visible behind the torn flesh.
only later would we know it was actually the foot of much beloved model and internet **** "Kate", may the lord have her by his side.
so yeah, I knew Master Chief, back he was a man interested in the more frilly and feminine side of life.
perhaps it was the knowledge that he was in fact, actually a dude, that drove him over the edge.
we shall never know.

but now, whenever I am at the hype I sometimes happen upon a nonsensical rant, vaguely oxicontin-ish in content, by someone by Tangled Web or The Last Meatbag, and I think "Yeah, I knew Master Chief"
and I go......In fear!

 

[Abaddon]

stopped coming here drugged out. We're all worried about you.

 

[Kritish]

Perfect.

 

[Master Chief]

That was so mean though Mr. Sparkles. I'd only go gunslinging in a maximum security prison on the inmates.

Except for the ones who turn to religion.

ANd are sincerely sorry.

stopped coming here drugged out. We're all worried about you.

I have to inject the random somewhere!

 

[Kritish]

Master Chief, we're still waiting for you to come out and admit you're metrosexual. Hurry up!

 

[Abaddon]

I have to inject the random somewhere!

Can't you see what this is doing to you? To us?

 

[Master Chief]

omg!

...not really.

Master Chief, we're still waiting for you to come out and admit you're metrosexual. Hurry up!

I'm waaaaay too much of a slob. Plus a metrosexual guy would know how to get this fixed.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

omg!

spray on Tan?

 

[Master Chief]

LOL! Holy crap, you're a frikkin' genius! Now I just gotta find a place.

 

[Kritish]

omg!

...not really.

I'm waaaaay too much of a slob. Plus a metrosexual guy would know how to get this fixed.

Stop wearing a watch?