Kill Kill Never Stop

[Master Chief]

I can't, yo!

When I'm disarming bombs, it's my timer.

So you know.

I know when to run so I don't get my hands/face blown up.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Master Chief is the Canadian Jack Bauer.
or the white Keifer Sutherland, I forget which.

 

[Spider-Gamer]

I can't, yo!

When I'm disarming bombs, it's my timer.

So you know.

I know when to run so I don't get my hands/face blown up.

I guess you were in London today then.

 

[Master Chief]

Master Chief is the Canadian Jack Bauer.
or the white Keifer Sutherland, I forget which.

But Kiefer is the Canadian Jack Bauer. PaaAAaarrdoooox.

They should have a font option that makes your sentences do swirlies.

I guess you were in London today then.

Naaaw, but mad ppprops to those guys. I usually patrol a Chuck-E-Cheese. You'd be surprised how many kids know how to makes bombs. I think theyre midgets. But that's gonna be unraveled next season.

 

[Flexo]

The easiest way to tell if a child is really a midget in disguise is to flick it with holy water.

Midgets can't stand it.

 

[Master Chief]

Frik, now I need a minister disguise.

Oh well's, I'm gonna go watch more of Meredith Grey's wacky adventures! Good NIIIiIght and GooOodood lLuluUuuuck.

I want that swirlies font.