Last Lounge in Soho

[Roose Bolton]

I’m still working on trying to transplant Heinrich Himmler’s brain into a Gila Monster. As of yet no success.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Let's not try to draw the homophobes back into the lounge, yeah? It's been real nice without them for so long.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I remember an 80's Hulk cartoon where their country western version of Rick Jones' Mexican girlfriend gets bitten by one and the episode is I think a race against time deal for the antidote which I don't know if that's accurate but it was 1982...

Also one of MST3Ks greatest episodes is Giant Gila Monster. Very funny.

 

[Reek]

Let's not try to draw the homophobes back into the lounge, yeah? It's been real nice without them for so long.

I'm not sure how they'd deal with the new superman either

 

[Perfect Cell]

I'm not sure how they'd deal with the new superman either

"It's just a fetish."

 

[Reek]

but a super fetish

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

@Roose Bolton




It was a simpler time...


Also... I think we all just saw Banner's "O" face during the transformation.

 

[Reek]

who knows... maybe hes changed.

whats with the hulk stuff

 

[Perfect Cell]

who knows... maybe hes changed.

whats with the hulk stuff

It's to get you set for Marvel's She-Hulk, coming to Disney+ sometime or another. Subscribe to Xbox Game Pass for a free month trial of Disney+. Some terms and conditions may apply.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I hope when I sign up I get a call from Mark Ruffalo.

 

[Reek]

i sense a disturbance in the force

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What about a disturbance in the Mass?

 

[Perfect Cell]

What about a disturbance in the Mass?

One time in grade school, a kid in grade 4 pissed his pants during Communion. That was a disturbance in the Mass.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

One time in grade school, a kid in grade 4 pissed his pants during Communion. That was a disturbance in the Mass.

Was he named Damien?

 

[Perfect Cell]

Brian.

 

[Reek]

I do bet he was thrilled that "the american way" was removed, though.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Brian.

It was an Anti-Pokemon sermon, wasn't it?

 

[Roose Bolton]

All this talk of the Hulk has made resent Shang Chi’s false promise of Emil Blonsky supremacy.

I do bet he was thrilled that "the american way" was removed, though.

They fought in that nonexistent war...

 

[Perfect Cell]

All this talk of the Hulk has made resent Shang Chi’s false promise of Emil Blonsky supremacy.


They fought in that nonexistent war...

I still haven't seen Shang Chi. The only movie I've seen in theatres in this post-apocalyptic world is The Suicide Squad, and during my showing there were several screaming kids (?!) and one person hacking up a lung while eating chicken strips. Disney+ will get it eventually, I can wait.

 

[Perfect Cell]

It was an Anti-Pokemon sermon, wasn't it?

Let's count the list of things that were banned at my elementary school:

1. Marbles (gambling)
2. Pogs (gambling, satanist art of skulls with snakes crawling through them and such)
3. Devil sticks (not cigarettes, those weird balancing sticks that were big in the 90s for some reason)
4. Pokemon cards (gambling, devilry)
5. Wrestling t-shirts
6. Wrestling music
7. Wrestling magazines
8. Sports equipment from home (could be used as a weapon; this was the right call, because we did use them as weapons)
9. Simpsons t-shirts
10. Simpsons trading cards
11. Sports trading cards

Of course I had them all. Don't tell me what to do.

 

[Reek]

who wants to cuddle and watch Dune with me

i never saw the original.

 

[Reek]

Let's count the list of things that were banned at my elementary school:

1. Marbles (gambling)
2. Pogs (gambling, satanist art of skulls with snakes crawling through them and such)
3. Devil sticks (not cigarettes, those weird balancing sticks that were big in the 90s for some reason)
4. Pokemon cards (gambling, devilry)
5. Wrestling t-shirts
6. Wrestling music
7. Wrestling magazines
8. Sports equipment from home (could be used as a weapon; this was the right call, because we did use them as weapons)
9. Simpsons t-shirts
10. Simpsons trading cards
11. Sports trading cards

Of course I had them all. Don't tell me what to do.

a few of those for me... add south park shirts...

 

[Perfect Cell]

a few of those for me... add south park shirts...

Anything from the movie was definitely banned, because kids kept singing Uncle ****a.

 

[Roose Bolton]

I still haven't seen Shang Chi. The only movie I've seen in theatres in this post-apocalyptic world is The Suicide Squad, and during my showing there were several screaming kids (?!) and one person hacking up a lung while eating chicken strips. Disney+ will get it eventually, I can wait.

I had a crying child sit near me during one of the recent Godzilla’s and that was the last straw. So, to prevent infanticide I go in the wee hours of the morning with all the elderly.

Not sure why I said “wee.” I’m not Scottish nor do I support their independence. Long live The Empire.

 

[Ghostrider87]

A Wonderful Wednesday for Me.

I am a Chicago Fire fan and even though I know they won't make the MLS Playoffs I'm still very happy on Wednesday they defeated Cincinnati in Cincinnati in a high scoring thriller 4-3.
2 of the 4 goals scored by the Chicago Fire were amazing goals including the game winning field goal.

I'm also very happy my Chicago Bulls started the regular season by defeating the Detroit Pistons in the Motor City. Starting 1-0 in a sport is good.

My 36th Birthday is Friday which is why I'm very happy that the Bulls and Fire gave me those early birthday gifts.
Also my Titans did defeat the Bills in a amazing high scoring game 34-31 that I did watch at Old Chicago. An excellent statement win by the Titans on Monday Night Football including the defense stopping the Bills on 4th and 1.

I also heard an amazing romance Country Song that is Nobody by Dylan Scott while working at Texas Roadhouse.