Law and Order: Hype Victims Unit

[Swordmaster]

Swordmaster, Master Bruce, and Flexo were standing outside the interrogation room, listening in fear.

Voice: Ruff ruff!

DBella walked in.

DBella:

DBella: Why's everyone standing outside that room where a freakish bark just came from?

MB: The Captain's interrrogating JAL.

Swordmaster: I'd hate to be JAL right now. You know the Captain's technique...

All four looked into space, and Flexo, Swordmaster, and DBella shuddered.

Flexo, SM, DB: *shudder*

MB: Lucky bastard...

Three:

MB:

The door opened, and a very red and scared looking JAL walked out, followed by a smirking DOG LIPS.

DL: Growl.

Everyone: ...

JAL: *squeal*

Swordmaster: Heh, he looks like a pig AND sounds like one.

Snipershot: lol!

Everyone:...

Flexo: Where'd he come from?

DL: Who cares? Snipershot, in the room, now!

Snipershot: y?

DL: I ..have... porn? Yes, porn. I have porn.

Snipershot: YAY!!!!1111

World: *dies*

 

[Swordmaster]

Bump

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Heheheh. t:

But question: When can I get on this action?

 

[Swordmaster]

Heheheh. t:

But question: When can I get on this action?

I'm working on it

 

[MaskedManJRK]

I'm working on it

Sweet. Thanks. t:

 

[Swordmaster]

Sweet. Thanks. t:

No problem. It's hard to figure out where everyone fits in, that's why it takes a while for people to show up

 

[Swordmaster]

Next chapter dang it


Wait...

 

[Swordmaster]

MB: Yeesh, you'd think with chapters this late that Frank Miller would be writing this.

Flexo: PWNED!!!
***
Anyway, after DL...interrogated...Snipershot, the detectives were given a new lead, but first, a new surprise awaited them.

DL: Listen up, basteeds!

The four losers looked up from their lunch of Taco Bell.

DL: First up, you're gonna get E. Coli from that and die.

All the detectives started to spit out their food except Swordmaster, who gave his food to Snipershot.

Swordmaster: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

DL: There's a new Detective being transferred from the CS! precinct. Bella and futtbuckers, I give you...MaskedManJrk.

Five minutes passed. The lights dimmed, and a shadow leaped from a hole in the ceiling.

MaskedManJrk: Sorry for the delay, Captain. I had to answer the MMJ signal.

MB: ...Oh no he didn't.

DBella: This won't end well.

Flexo: Bugger...

Swordmaster: *hands in face*

Snipershot: *Eagerly eats Taco Bell*

DL, noticing nothing, continues.

DL: He'll be partnering with Swordmaster and MB. Dismissed.

With that, DL yanked porno's out of Swordmaster's desk and locked himself in his office.

Swordmaster: Hey!

MB turned to MaskedManJrk, who smiled at him.

MMJ: Hey, how's it going?

MB: ...

MB: Want some Taco Bell?

 

[Batman]

Nice.

 

[bored]

I am smiling.

 

[Flexo]

I am smiling.

As am I.

But I think it's just from the fact that E. coli is finally getting the recognition it deserves.

 

[Swordmaster]

DOG LIPS walks in on MaskedManJrk vomiting, while MB laughed his ass off.

DL: What the hell's going on?

Flexo: E. Coli, sir.

DL: Ah. Carry on then.

DBella: Sir, I believe we have to continue the investigation into the murder of Alba.

DL: Ah yes...but, seeing as MaskedManJrk is vomiting uncontrollably, I give that job to you and Flexo for the moment. Swordmaster, take care of your partner. MB, in my office, now.

MB stopped laughing.

MB: But...he's my partner too

DL: Swordmaster can take care of him. In my office, now. Pants are not neccessary.

MB:

Swordmaster:

MaskedManJrk: *vomits*

Flexo:

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Heheh...but I shall have my vengence...oh yes...I shall have my vengence...

...

I will, won't I?

 

[Swordmaster]

Well, considering the fact that it's MB, I can assure you that you will have vengeance

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Well, considering the fact that it's MB, I can assure you that you will have vengeance

Sweet. t:

 

[Batman]

Well, considering the fact that it's MB, I can assure you that you will have vengeance

...

Remind me to write your character to be viciously murdered if I ever do another Hype fic.