Law and Order: Hype Victims Unit

[hippie_hunter]

The things I have to do around here to get some answers. *sigh*

Spoiler

But anyway, wonderful work, Dante! It made me laugh so I enjoy it very much. Also, I have always dreamed of becoming a detective and I used to love this show... so thank you for including me in this fan fic of yours. When will you put up the next chapter?

Who is that incredibly hot chick

 

[DBella]

Who is that incredibly hot chick

My secretary.

Actually... I don't know.

 

[Sloth7d]

LMAO! Great stories, keep em up, y'know.

 

[Swordmaster]

Swordmaster and Flexo went to a large building. The two were arguing over...well, see for yourself.

Swordmaster: Family Guy!

Flexo: Futurama!

Swordmaster: Family Guy!

Flexo: Futurama!

Snipershot: teletubbiez!

Flexo:...And here I thought he was normal.

Flexo grabbed Snipershot by the throat and threw him into a trash can.

Snipershot: oooo...bananaz!

Flexo and Swordmaster looked t each other, both of them green in the face.

Johnny Depp/Willy Wonka: Ew.

Flexo and Swordmaster:

JD/WW:

Swordmaster: Ooooookay then. We're here. "Dew K. Mosi's Center for the Hopelessly Pathetic." Right where Snipershot sent us. And, most likely, the place he escaped from.

Flexo: How could he have escaped from there anyway? He's a dumb-dumb.

Flexo and Swordmaster: *Fantasy/Flashback*

3 Weeks Previous...

Snipershot: *watches Prison Break*

Present Day...

Swordmaster: That's how.

Flexo: Makes sense, I guess.

Flexo: ...Naw.

The two detectives walked in and approached the head nurse. THWIP*

Swordmaster: Yes, hello, we're here to see a J Alba's Lover?

THWIP*: AH YES, OF COURSE. WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU, DETECTIVES.

Swordmaster:

THWIP*: FOLLOW ME, PLEASE.

Swordmaster: WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!

THWIP*: IT'S HOW I TALK. LIKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON. SNAKES ON A PLANE, BIZZNATCHES!

Swordmaster almost lunged at THWIP* when he was caught by Flexo.

Flexo: Another day, Swordmaster. Another day...

Swordmaster: Right...right...

The two followed the loud nurse and went into a room labelled "The Playroom".

Flexo: They have playrooms in mental hospitals?

Swordmaster: Apparently

THWIP*: NOT THAT KIND OF PLAYROOM.

Confused, the two walked in and found thousands of men playing with themselves.

Swordmaster/Flexo:

Flexo bolted, and Swordmaster was left alone with the horny bastards.

Swordmaster: James Earl Jones: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mee]

Swordmaster: Ooooookay then. We're here. "Dew K. Mosi's Center for the Hopelessly Pathetic."

t:

Good stuff.

 

[Master Chief]

Great. Now I have a thing for sexy secretary lingerie. Dammit!

 

[Sloth7d]

Haha! I can't wait for the next episode.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Heheheheh.

Dudes, you better add me to the cast, at least next episode or something.

Please.

 

[Morg]

DBella: *lifts up shirt*

Males: *faint*

I wouldn't faint hmm is that a thong?

 

[Swordmaster]

Swordmaster was surrounded by the horny losers, alone.

Swordmaster:

Voice: Back away foul fiends!

Swordmaster looked up to find Master Bruce...dressed up like Batman, sitting on the file cabinet.

Swordmaster: Ah hell. Come on loonies. Kll me. Quickly, if you don't mind.

But the Hopelessly Pathetic did not listen. Instead they watched, fascinated, as MB fired a grappling gun onto the ceiling, swung down, and grabbed Swodmaster by the ass.

Swordmaster: Dude...what the f**k?

MB: Shhh...shh...it'll be over soon.

Swordmaster:

The two landed on the opposite ide of the room, and MB was miraculously in detective clothes.

Swordmaster: Yeah, we're never telling anybody this.

MB: Oh you loved it.

Swordmaster: Yes I did. Now, we're looking for the Loon named J Alba's Lover.

MB: Gee, I wonder who he loves?

JAL: :meow:

Detectives: GAH!

JAL: hello

JAL was a man in his twenties, who looked like a cross between a man and a pig.

MB: JESUS!

MB: *shoots JAL in the face with a gun*

Swordmaster: Was that really necessary?

MB: Sorry, but that face...*cries*

Swordmaster patted his partner on the back.

Swordmaster: Yes...Yes...I'm scared too.

Swordmaster turned to a nurse.

Swordmaster: Have him brought to the medical wing of the Police Department.

SapphirePrima: Yes sir, Mr. Detective Sir.

Swordmaster:

MB:

MB: What was that about?

Swordmaster: We have history.

MB:...

MB:

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I seriously love SVU, you get addicted to that show.

 

[Sloth7d]

You should do previews for the next episode to keep us in suspense.
That'd be KOO00ooool.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

I seriously love SVU, you get addicted to that show.

Yep--Jesus Christ takes time off his busy schedule to watch it. t:

 

[Swordmaster]

I seriously love SVU, you get addicted to that show.

 

[DBella]

Great update, Dante! I am glad you have not abandoned this. Looking forward to the next chapter.

 

[Swordmaster]

Abandon this I will not!

My computer, however, has other plans for me

 

[hippie_hunter]

Abandon this I will not!

My computer, however, has other plans for me

You've become a pornaholic. You just can't live without your pornahol.

 

[DBella]

Abandon this I will not!

My computer, however, has other plans for me

Seems like you computer and mine have the same plans. :

 

[Swordmaster]

After a month long drive to the police department and hospital, Swordmaster and Master Bruce dragged a drooling JAL with them.

MB: The Captain wants a word alone with him in the interrogation room.

Swordmaster: I wonder why...

The two partners exchanged fearful looks.

MB: I don't pity him. Nor do I pity the guy who has to tell the Captain that the grandmothers of the world hate him.

Swordmaster: That reminds me...

Swordmaster shoved JAl into MB's arms, went into the car, and sped away.

MB: Sonuva...

Suddenly, he looked at the sky, alert. He was looking at nothing, for the record.

MB: The MB signal summons. I am the night!

MB shoved JAL into the arms of Bella, took out a grappling gun, and ascended.

DBella: ...I hate you.

JAL: OMFG ur hawtness like alba luv me

DBella:

DBella: Hey Flexo. I'll flash you if you take this idiot off my hands.

Flexo: DEAL!

DBella shoved JAL into the arms of Flexo, and promptly ran away.

Flexo: ...WE'LL MEET AGAIN, SPIDER-MAN!

 

[Batman]

DBella: Hey Flexo. I'll flash you if you take this idiot off my hands.

Flexo: DEAL!

DBella shoved JAL into the arms of Flexo, and promptly ran away.

Flexo: ...WE'LL MEET AGAIN, SPIDER-MAN!

AHA!

So I'm not the only one that falls for that.

 

[Flexo]

AHA!

So I'm not the only one that falls for that.

CURSE YOU SPIDER-MAN! *Shakes fist*




*Rapes MB's avvy*

 

[Immortalfire]

This is excellent

 

[DBella]

Great update, Dante! Enjoyed reading this chapter very much... quite a bit of shoving goin' on. Hope to see the next chapter up soon.

 

[Swordmaster]

Thanks everyone. Now, if I can ask you all to take time off your hands and read the Spartan Trilogy? Link's in my sig. Update here is soon.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I demand a spot on this fanfic!








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