Let's say the person you've been having sex with a lot, and I mean A LOT...

[AndThePickles]

Wait, people count the amount of times you have with a partner? I thought you just counted partners.

I thought so too. Seems like it'd get old counting the times with the same partner. What's the point?

 

[Danalys]

celebratory shags for reaching collosul numbers. sort of like how people celebrate their post count. there could be cake and everything, also pie.

 

[Clouseau]

Wait, people count the amount of times you have with a partner? I thought you just counted partners.

wait, people count the number of partners?! i thought you were aloud to stop counting when you started using condoms/contraception.

 

[The Spawn]

Lets not talk about pie and sex at the same time, shall we?

 

[Clouseau]

Lets not talk about pie and sex at the same time, shall we?

is it possible to talk about warm apple pie without thinking about sex???