Let's Talk About Hillariously Bad Music And Videos!

[Joker]

To start the show, let's check out everyones favorite crab-dancing emo band, Attack Attack!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQVpITyOdc8

Don't worry when you reach 2:46, that's just your brain breaking. Then of course there's Brokencyde, who have another one of the worst videos and songs ever produced.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

And then we have The Millionaires, who are kind of like Brokencyde if they were all girls, instead of just looking like really ugly girls...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2R03A0dWqo

I'm somewhat ashamed to admit I'd probably have sex with all of them.

There's some others that I won't post here, due to lyrical content not exactly being in line with this sites rules. I will suggest that all of you look up "Come on f**k a guy" by Chuggo though, for what's probably the best rap song/video ever. It features such classic rhymes as "I put mayonnaise on everything, that's how I eat."

POST YOUR OWN TERRIBLE VIDEOS! I DOTH COMMAND IT!

 

[darkseid26]

First thing that came to mind when i read the title...

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[Joker]

I really wish Will Smith had kept making songs about his movies. How awesome would an I Am Legend rap song/video have been? Or one for Seven Pounds?

 

[Steel Thunder]

Any excuse to post...

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Win....close thread

 

[Joker]

I see your David Hasselhoff video, and raise you an eastern European satanist rapping.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBHfXPqbgI

Like a lion kills an antelope...Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe!

 

[Steel Thunder]

I see your David Hasselhoff video, and raise you an eastern European satanist rapping.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBHfXPqbgI

Like a lion kills an antelope...Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe!

Foolish mortal, you can't raise the Hoff with anything but......more HOFF!

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[Motown Marvel]

you all lose...i dare you to get to the end, with the sound on and eyes open....

 

[AlteredEgo]

the brokencyde video reminded me of a video i saw on cracked:
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[enterthemadness]

Any excuse to post...



Win....close thread

Not gonna lie, but I like this cover song. However, why does he make such bad cheap music videos?

 

[Catman]

First thing that came to mind when i read the title...

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Oh, come on! That song was awesome. And the video was good too. Carlton is in it. Carlton!!! If you were gonna post a bad Will Smith song/video it should have been this:

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And people say Kanye West is cocky!

 

[darkseid26]

, when i was younger i thought every thing about Wild wild west was awesome. Now it's pretty dumb, but i'll admit the music video is a guilty please to watch.

 

[DACrowe]

When I first saw this title the first thing I thought of was Shakira's She Wolf. Now the video is actually really...nice to watch....but the song is just bloody awful.

However, if we are speaking of visually awful videos with terrible songs, I've got two to checkmate this ****e:




And an old classic:



Beat that ****. I ****ing dare you.

Impossible.

 

[darkseid26]

 

[Addendum]

When I first saw this title the first thing I thought of was Shakira's She Wolf. Now the video is actually really...nice to watch....but the song is just bloody awful.

However, if we are speaking of visually awful videos with terrible songs, I've got two to checkmate this ****e:




And an old classic:



Beat that ****. I ****ing dare you.

Impossible.

Prince Adam and Olivia Newton-John's fourth string understudy from Grease

 

[katie_girl09]

Anyone ever seen the video for Kiely Williams' "Spectacular"? I think I'd get in trouble for posting it here. Look it up.

 

[KenK]

Anyone ever seen the video for Kiely Williams' "Spectacular"? I think I'd get in trouble for posting it here. Look it up.

What are you talkin' about?! Blackout sex that could have easily been date rape is what's poppin' on the streets! t:

 

[KenK]

Now this right here . . . is a goddamn state of emergency!

http://bossip.com/316260/pure-coonery-ray-jr-ft-erika-kane-dont-cm-in-me-video/

 

[The_Vision]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLqvQUoxLFI&

 

[Raiden]

William Hung, 'nuff said.

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Damn, the embedded video won't work. Oh well, here's a direct link.

 

[Bat-Mite]

It's one of my favorite videos, but I... I think it might belong in this topic.

and then there's this gem

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I'm surprised no one has posted any version of ICP's Miracles video. I love 'em, but that video went viral for a while, some I'm sort of surprised it hasn't made it here.

 

[Manic]

I'm surprised no one has posted any version of ICP's Miracles video. I love 'em, but that video went viral for a while, some I'm sort of surprised it hasn't made it here.

With the language in the video, I imagine any links to it would get removed anyway.

 

[redmarvel]

Give it to me Baby - Rick James

 

[obin_gam]

I find the lack of Immortal disturbing.

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[SWAT]

And even funnier with Benny Hill music.