Ratcrawler
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By the way, how great is Forge as the team's comic relief mechanic? I can't wait to hear his lines in English.
You forget this is a children's show.Heh heh. David Schwimmer-y.
I'm not really liking Iceman here though. The character never appealed to me that much in the first place but this show hasn't been doing him any favors. And everytime I see those stupid ice-bridges I think, "That's impossible". Now I have a pretty high susPension of disbelief for mutant powers but when you see him using an icebridge to carry the whole team upwards so many red flags come to mind.
A) Ok, he's manipulating the moisture in the air to condense into the shape of an icebridge while he freezes it. Groovy. That's his power.
B) He can turn into mobile ice. Well, I suppose it's less realistic than Colossus because at least metal can bend but I suppose it's more plausible than a mobile Diamond form.
C) He can evaporate ice when he finishes using it. I suppose they got this from the Incredibles. At least we know why there aren't large, melting, collapsing ice structures causing property damage wherever he goes.
Ok, so far so good. But here's where it gets ridiculous...
D) The ice bridges are weightless. Really, these things can loop de loop for a mile and they only need to be frozen at heir base? Mind you, it doesn't have to be a stationary base. At one point Bobby slides out of a stolen MRD helicopter. In mid-air. Right, because, ya know, it was probably just gonna hover there for the foreseeable future. Man, have him ice up some support structures or ice pillars to hold those bad boys up or something.
E) They're not slippery. When Bobby uses an icebridge to carry the team somewhere, they just stand along with him as if they were on level concrete. You'd think at one point, someone would slip and snap their neck. But no, they just glide along at the front of these constantly-being-manifested structures of impossibility no matter which direction they go. Which brings us to...
F) Um...just wtf? Look, it'd make sense if he slid downwards due to gravity and upwards through inertia, like a rollercoaster or, I dunno, a skater! But apparently, Iceman and his passengers are constantly drawn to the front of a stable structure at moderately high sPeeds, standing while he's developing the rest of it. Is...is this even ice? Or can we just change his codename to Esoteric-fouth-form-of-water-that-complies-to-no-laws-of-physics-man?
That reminded me of TUXM #15something (could be 156) where Cyclops shoots his energy beam through Blackbirds new window, which allows him (or all of X-Men?) to use their powers through it. Don't remember the details of the window. But anyway, the Iceman thing could have been a nod to that.And in one ep...
When the X-jet is about to crash into the ocean, Bobby shoots an icebeam THROUGH the windshield and creates a huge snowy iceberg for them to land on. They then fight the Brotherhood on this thing and Avalanche manages to do his thing without, you know, breaking it.
*facepalms*
C) He can evaporate ice when he finishes using it. I suppose they got this from the Incredibles. At least we know why there aren't large, melting, collapsing ice structures causing property damage wherever he goes.
I also don't find the way Angel flies too realistic but I'll just pretend he's got some kind of minor wind/air pressure powers to keep him aloft that nobody ever talks about. =D