Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar

[Lunar_Wolf]

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[Prison Mike]

"he wouldn't stop talking so I shot his jaw off..."

 

[knowsbleed]

Hi Dexter.

 

[Prison Mike]

yup, a future serial killer right there. lol

 

[Master Chief]

I'd hire him to "clean up".

 

[imaperson2]

HAHAHAHA oh ****. "I want the blood" or "I like the blood." Better watch out for him in the future.

 

[Majic Walrus]

What is this from?

 

[CelticPredator]

Oh goddamnit...it's the Onion. Not real.


I was freaking out there....

 

[Cunning Stunts]

Lmao, I began watching this thinking it was real... But as soon as the boy started talking I couldn't help from laughing. I'm trying to keep from laughing out loud in the middle of my school library.

Funniest goddamn video I've seen in a while. Kid deserves a damned Oscar.

 

[AndThePickles]

Hahaha, the picture of the kid with blood all over him is the best part.

 

[BatMatt]

I love The Onion so much

 

[SuperFerret]

 

[Kane52630]

nothing can go wrong with the Onion news

 

[Majic Walrus]

How on earth could any of you believe that was real?

 

[SuperFerret]

It clearly shows the Onion News Network graphic at the beginning.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Also they glorify an 8 year old who brutally kills someone.

 

[Blindfighter]

I love the onion news. They picked the right kid to do that with.

 

[SLVRSR4]

It says onion at the beginning of the video people!

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Looks like that buglar *glasses* ...took one on the jaw.

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Ah, I love the Onion.

 

[StrainedEyes]

It says onion at the beginning of the video people!

Which was already brought up 5 times.

 

[Spider-Vader]

His honor shirt. Haha. I thought it was real at first too.

 

[bullets]

I wish that was real , that would be insane.

 

[Sawyer]

I thought it was real until the reporter was like "But you didnt listen to him, did you?" Then I was like "No way... this is just too good."

 

[Spider-Vader]

I wish that was real , that would be insane.

If it was real he should change his name "McAwesome"...But it isn't.

 

[SuperFerret]

I'd love to know just how someone heroically mutilates someone.