13 Things a Burglar Won't Tell You

Screw that. I want to know the 13 things the Hamburglar won't tell me.
 
Here's one thing I won't tell a burglar. I didn't buy my shotgun to decorate a room.
 
Too bad that the shotgun won't be of use if you're not home.
 
Ever hear of a booby trap?

Ever hear of booby traps being illegal and setting one up would get you a murder rap or in the case that he does survive he'd get 10 years and you'd get 25 because you wanted to keep your flat screen safe?

That's a long question.
 
Ever hear of booby traps being illegal? Setting one up would get you a murder rap or if he does survive he'd get 10 years and you'd get 25 because you wanted to keep your flat screen safe?

That's a long question.

Fix'd
 
Mine was better. You had to take one deep breath to read it out loud.
 
I have number 14:

I don't want you to hide in the bathroom and call the police.
 
He is nailing mila kunis? son of a ...... i'm so jealous.
 
Oh yeah. It suprised Russel Brand as well. I guess he tries to introduce him to everyone as "Mac"
 

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