13 Things a Burglar Won't Tell You

[SoulManX]

http://www.rd.com/your-america-insp...gs-a-burglar-wont-tell-you/article156709.html

 

[Marlboro Man]

Screw that. I want to know the 13 things the Hamburglar won't tell me.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Here's one thing I won't tell a burglar. I didn't buy my shotgun to decorate a room.

 

[MadVillainy]

Here's one thing I won't tell a burglar. I didn't buy my shotgun to decorate a room.

thats bad ass

 

[SuperFerret]

Too bad that the shotgun won't be of use if you're not home.

 

[Darthphere]

Too bad that the shotgun won't be of use if you're not home.

"I stole your shotgun."

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Too bad that the shotgun won't be of use if you're not home.

Ever hear of a booby trap?

 

[Darthphere]

Ever hear of a booby trap?

Ever hear of booby traps being illegal and setting one up would get you a murder rap or in the case that he does survive he'd get 10 years and you'd get 25 because you wanted to keep your flat screen safe?

That's a long question.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I don't answer run-on sentences.

 

[Darthphere]

That needed like 12 commas.

 

[SuperFerret]

All at the end.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Ever hear of booby traps being illegal? Setting one up would get you a murder rap or if he does survive he'd get 10 years and you'd get 25 because you wanted to keep your flat screen safe?

That's a long question.

Fix'd

 

[Darthphere]

Mine was better. You had to take one deep breath to read it out loud.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I have number 14:

I don't want you to hide in the bathroom and call the police.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Mine was better. You had to take one deep breath to read it out loud.

That kid in Home Alone didn't do any time for his booby traps

 

[SuperFerret]

He just lost his childhood.

 

[ultrasuperduckman]

But he gets to sleep with Mila Kunis. So it didn't turn out all bad for 'em.

 

[bullets]

He is nailing mila kunis? son of a ...... i'm so jealous.

 

[ultrasuperduckman]

Oh yeah. It suprised Russel Brand as well. I guess he tries to introduce him to everyone as "Mac"