Lohan Arrested!

[LouFerignoDemon]

Because a super drunk coke ****e doesn't translate well, when theyr'e just banging someone unconcious.

 

[TwilightPro101]

You know I could go on about that on, but I'm going to hold back on it because Lohan is doing more damage to herself then anyone.

Her and Britney Spears would suit each other these days.

 

[Catman]

You should feel ashamed.

I know

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Not everyone is openly crazy.
Top 10 Secret Celebrity Scientologists.
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1994

So she can jump on couches and act hyper as a Scientologist or get into 6 car accidents a year, party until 7am every night, do cocaine, show up late on the set, flash her firecrotch, lose weight, go to rehab 9 times a year etc. Good for the media and everyone who enjoys seeing people squander fame but not her.

jason lee?! dear god

 

[PyroChamber]

I'm just wondering what her mom is going to say save her daughter's ass like she usually does.

I honestly think that if Lindsay Lohan wasn't an actress, and with all her issues particularly with her father, she'd probably be a stripper.

 

[Shifty]

31
Thursday
1:30pm
EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Says The Party Must Go On!

lindsay_pure_053007.jpgThey tried to make her go to rehab, but she said “no, no, no”! BWE.tv has exclusively confirmed that Lindsay Lohan - currently on a 14-day “lockdown” at Promises rehab center - is determined to celebrate her 21st birthday (and the end of her rehab stint) at Las Vegas’ Pure nightclub on July 2, as previously scheduled, whether there’s a liquor sponsor or not. Additionally, we learned that widespread reports of Svedka Vodka pulling their sponsorship from the party are actually false, as the vodka company had never officially confirmed the sponsorship to begin with.

Despite reports that suggest the party is on the verge of being cancelled since the venue, Pure nightclub, may pull out and that Svedka vodka has already pulled out as a sponsor, Lindsay’s New York-based lawyer friend Mike Heller, exclusively tells BWE.tv, “That is not accurate,” says Heller, who runs Talent Resources, a company that books celebs for commercial events. “There is a birthday party scheduled that she is contracted to do at Pure. It’s scheduled for July 2. That hasn’t changed. Nothing has been cancelled as of now.” In fact, the deal for Lindsay’s party was inked last December, Heller says. Get the rest of the exclusive details after the jump!

A friend who has spoken to Lindsay since she entered rehab tells BWE.tv, “Lindsay said she’s doing the party in Vegas, no matter what.” Heller adds that the only possible thing that could happen, if Lindsay’s wanted to hold off in the party is that, “It would be moved. Like we would exchange it for another party. Like exchange it with a New Years’ Eve party instead of a birthday party.” But he adds, that’s extremely unlikely.

A rep for Pure declined to comment on the party, but a source at the club tells BWE.tv, “Pure is not getting skittish about having the party. No one is concerned. She’s a friend of Pure, and they have no issues hosting her party. There’s already a 16×16 banner hanging outside the club, and flyers have been sent out!”

As for the widespread reports that Svedka pulled out of sponsoring the party, Heller tells BWE.tv, “Svedka was never a sponsor. It was never confirmed. They never signed a contract. I would not allow a liquor sponsor.” Heller says various companies are interested in sponsoring the party, and that non-alcoholic beverages like bottled water and energy drink brands are likely participants.

Heller scoffs at the notion that Lindsay shouldn’t celebrate her birthday at a nightclub, where liquor abounds. “Just because you’re sober doesn’t mean you can’t go out and have fun. Part of sobriety is that you can go out into normal society and just go out. Who say’s you can’t move your boot on the dance floor?”

And Lindsay sure maybe be in the mood to party after rehab. BWE.tv has exclusively learned from a Lindsay pal, “Lindsay is on lock-down for 14 days. She’s not allowed visitors at certain times and she can’t leave.” In fact, Lindsay’s manager-mom Dina has remained on the East Coast, and not yet headed to California, another source tells BWE.tv, since she has to watch over her other children Ali and Dakota.

Still, the friend adds, “Lindsay says she’s doing great in rehab. This was something that she decided to do on her own. It’s a good thing. She’s in a better frame of mind and she’s getting the treatment she needs.”

And the friend adds that Lindsay is well aware of past starlets who didn’t get the help they needed in time. “The thing with her is that she’s so talented, that she realizes that some Hollywood icons like, Marilyn Monroe, died without getting that help.”

:heart:
Oh TV newscrawls I love you and anyone associated with this show needs to be shot.

 

[Catman]

jason lee?! dear god

I know. And Seinfeld too.

I'm just wondering what her mom is going to say save her daughter's ass like she usually does.

I honestly think that if Lindsay Lohan wasn't an actress, and with all her issues particularly with her father, she'd probably be a stripper.

Bingo!

 

[Shifty]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

By Georgina Dickinson
The crazed world of cokehead Lindsay Lohan is blown wide open by the burly bodyguard who quit looking after her... because it was too DANGEROUS.

Lee Weaver has told of his two years of hell with the stroppy starlet as the News of the World reveals yet more worrying pictures of Lindsay — this time wasted in her squalid bedroom.

Weaver, 48, tells how the 20-year-old Mean Girls star:

ATTACKED a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off.

SNORTED line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge.

SLASHED her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "didn't belong on this planet".

ENJOYED frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties — and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.

"I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is," says Lee, 48.

"She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I've met.

"I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I'd breathe a sigh of relief she was still alive."

Lee spoke out after seeing our pictures of drunken Lindsay last week, pretending to cut a pal's throat with a kitchen knife.

But any weapon — even a gun — doesn't faze her if she's gagging for cocaine. "In April she asked me to take her to her dealer in Beverly Hills. I knew if I refused she'd go alone — so I took her.

"He was waiting for her in some bushes. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short.

"He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off — but she kept hitting him. Luckily he got distracted and I punched him down.

"I dragged Lindsay into the car and drove off but she was screaming at me to go back. It was like Pulp Fiction. I knew then she was just too dangerous to be around."

Lee reveals how he often drove Lindsay to join her pal Nicole Richie, 24, for cocaine binges. "Nobody was as wild as Lindsay," he says. "But Nicole came close. Sometimes Paris Hilton would be there but the most I saw her do was drink and strip.

"One night Lindsay and Nicole were making trip after trip to the bathroom — she wouldn't snort in front of me because she knew I'd get mad.

"But the more wasted they got the less she cared. In the end they carried in a mirror from the bedroom, laid it on the coffee table and emptied a mountain of coke onto it. They went at the stuff with straws, hoovering it all up then piling more on.

"I tried to tell Lindsay to stop but she just told me it was cool. After ten hours I'd had enough and threatened to throw the mirror out of the window. I had to carry her out to the car."

But that was no surprise — Lee had been carrying her home since first night he began working for her.

His first job was to take her to a party in Beverly Hills. "She'd been snorting all night," he recalls. "As soon as they walked into the party she was snorting more.

"She got on the coffee table and danced, flinging her dress above her head, her eyes rolling about all over the place.

"I told the guy providing the drugs to stop and he just said, ‘No way, Lindsay will go berserk'. Then she started screaming at people and swinging her fists around at anyone near her.

"At the start of the night she seemed such a fun-loving, angelic girl but under the influence of drugs she was psychotic. It was 10.30am the next day by the time I carried her to bed."

And when she wasn't snorting coke, she was snogging GIRLS.

"She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills," says Lee. "I lost count of the women she took back to her hotel room from clubs.

"I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey's bottom and boobs one night as they danced. One time I went to look for her in a club bathroom and found her in the corner French-kissing a girl." When she wasn't snogging them she was just as likely to attack them.

One night, paranoid Lindsay went for blonde actress Jessica Simpson in a club. Lee says: "Jessica was sat with her pals and Lindsay became convinced she was shooting her dirty looks.

"She jumped over the table and dived at Jessica pulling her hair out. I had to pull her off her."

As Lindsay spiralled more and more out of control she started to self-harm, cutting her wrists with a knife.

"One night I looked at her hands and wrists and noticed they had bright red wounds all over them," says Lee.

"She tried to tell me she had fallen but when I looked her in the eyes and demanded to know the truth she just broke down.

"She told me, ‘I don't belong on this planet any more'. She said she cut herself because she did not think life was worth living.

"The pictures in your paper of her fooling with knives show how disturbing her behaviour is." So do today's pictures taken of her partying in her messy booze-littered room, half-dressed,looking painfully thin and spaced out.

They emerge just weeks after Lindsay went into rehab for the second time in six months after crashing her Mercedes into a tree.

Lee — who earned £1,500 a week as her bodyguard — is now writing his memoirs about the years he spent minding stars, including Kim Basinger, Brad Pitt, Eddie Murphy, Pamela Anderson, Jamie Foxx and Hollywood's most infamous drug addict Robert Downey Jnr.

But the minder, who also tells of his adventures on his website leetweaver.com, says Lindsay was the biggest handful of all of them.

"I'd never even heard of her when I was asked to do the job. She was only 18 but guarding her was a nightmare and the stress it put me under was unbearable.

"I would pray every night she wouldn't kill herself on my watch.

"I desperately hope she stops doing drugs but I fear that will only happen when either she kills someone else with her reckless ways — or kills herself."

 

[PyroChamber]

It hurts me to say it, but after reading that article, I think we'd all be better off without her.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I honestly don't see why her family won't put their foot down.

With something this serious, she is a danger to anybody and everyone she's around.

Paris should be free, and Lohan should be the one in jail.

It's incredible how she changed from the cute little red head to the majorly out of control woman she is now...

It hurts me to say it, but after reading that article, I think we'd all be better off without her.

There are a lot of people just like her who aren't celebrities....

 

[terry78]

A lot of young girls in the biz can't handle celebrity.

 

[jaguarr]

I hope that bodyguard is planning on retiring from the business because NOBODY will want to hire him after breaking confidentiality like that.

jag

 

[terry78]

^The price was probably right. If the payday was big enough to spill his guts, no need to bodyguard anymore.

 

[Halcohol]

That and it sounds like he's pretty much done with guarding spoilt princesses anyways.

 

[PyroChamber]

I honestly don't see why her family won't put their foot down.

Her dad's got his own legal problems and her mom is too busy trying to be "the cool mom" and letting Lindsay do whatever she wants while becoming a "celebrity" herself.

She's already got herself a reality show where she tries to get her other kids in the business too.

 

[terry78]

Momager. ^

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Her dad's got his own legal problems and her mom is too busy trying to be "the cool mom" and letting Lindsay do whatever she wants while becoming a "celebrity" herself.

She's already got herself a reality show where she tries to get her other kids in the business too.

So much for a supportive family...

 

[Halcohol]

Momager. ^

Hey, I don't know about you but I'd rather they be exploited by their mother than some stranger.

 

[PyroChamber]

For some reason I wouldn't be surprised if her whole family turned out to be a bunch of criminals.

 

[Shifty]

For some reason I wouldn't be surprised if her whole family turned out to be a bunch of criminals.

I wouldn't be surprised if they ever made a movie about Lohan's rise and fall.

 

[Catman]

Lohan "On Cocaine & Double the Legal Alcohol Limit" During Crash?

Troubled star Lindsay Lohan reportedly had cocaine and nearly twice the legal amount of alcohol in her system when she was arrested after crashing her car last month. The Mean Girls was charged with driving under the influence after smashing her car in Beverly Hills, California. She checked into rehab facility Promises shortly afterwards. According to website TMZ.com, Lohan was heavily intoxicated on both cocaine and alcohol at the time of the accident. Beverly Hills cops are currently sending reports on the Lohan case to the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office for consideration. The Georgia Rule star's next movie is the summer thriller I Know Who Killed Me and is still attached to Shirley MacLaine drama Poor Things.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Lindsay at this point needs her laugh track or least someone who walks around after all her mess ups and goes ''Oh, Lindsay!"

 

[Catman]

Lindsay at this point needs her laugh track or least someone who walks around after all her mess ups and goes ''Oh, Lindsay!"

Nelson from Simpsons?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Nah. She'd probably sleep with him. Since you know...she's a total ****e.

 

[terry78]

Along with her and Tank Johnson screwing up again this past week, I weep for our young celebrities.