Lohan's appendicitis threads merged

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070104/ap_en_ce/people_lindsay_lohan

Not really relevant, I just thought it was funny that Yahoo had this on the main page as a top story.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

appendicitis spelled - d.e.v.i.a.t.e.d. s.e.p.t.u.m.

 

[muertevilla]

i thought it was syphilis?!?!?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

So yahoo is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for new huh? If thats the thing on the main front page.

 

[Kaboom]

why does she even make news? ugh.

 

[Ben Urich]

She actually looks good in that photo.

 

[The Female Torch]

Lindsay Lohan is having surgery to remove her appendix on Thursday.

"She does have appendicitis, and she is getting her appendix removed," her rep, Leslie Sloane, tells PEOPLE. "She will be going in shortly."

Lohan, 20, was reportedly diagnosed with appendicitis after feeling ill on Wednesday.

"I'm shocked," a friend of the actress tells PEOPLE. "I talked to her last night and she told me she was not feeling well but she thought it was a 24-hour-flu."

This is not the first health scare for Lohan. She fractured her wrist in September after a fall at a party in New York City, and was hospitalized in July after becoming "overheated and dehydrated," Sloane said at the time.

 

[Sean Adisano]

so much for her stripper movie

 

[The Female Torch]

Yes, now she is going to have a big ugly scar bwahhaha

 

[sassycat]

This chick is falling apart! She's not even 25 yet! :

 

[The Female Torch]

That's what plastic does, it melts

 

[CConn]

Appendicitis isn't really a condition only old people get.

 

[Sean Adisano]

she went down FAST! a real shame

 

[The Female Torch]

All celeb females go down fast

 

[Sean Adisano]

All celeb females go down fast

i wouldn't say all, the majority do. and its always the ones you seem to like too

 

[CConn]

All celeb females go down fast

Except Diane Keaton.

My God, that woman is an inspiration.

 

[The Female Torch]

Yes, I use to love Britney Spears, now she's trash. Her music is still cool, the older ones

 

[The Lizard]

Yes, now she is going to have a big ugly scar bwahhaha

Actually, most appendix removals are done through arthroscopic surgery these days, so she'll probably just have two tiny puncture scars instead of a long incision scar.


From what I've seen , she might want to consider vaginal rejuvenation surgery while she's under.

 

[Sean Adisano]

Yes, I use to love Britney Spears, now she's trash. Her music is still cool, the older ones

BRITNEY'S A SINGER!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

 

[Sean Adisano]

Actually, most appendix removals are done through arthroscopic surgery these days, so she'll probably just have two tiny puncture scars instead of a long incision scar.


From what I've seen , she might want to consider vaginal rejuvenation surgery while she's under.

hmmmm, very true

 

[The Chairman]

I used to have JAL - esque fixation with Lohan quite some time ago:

Now, she really managed to turn me off. Either way, best of luck. I don't wish bad on her.

 

[The Female Torch]

^ She was so pretty when she had red hair and freckles

 

[JLBats]

All celeb females go down fast

Ba-dum tssss.

 

[Majik1387]

I used to have JAL - esque fixation with Lohan quite some time ago:

Now, she really managed to turn me off. Either way, best of luck. I don't wish bad on her.

I just noticed something; Whose leg is that in the back?

 

[Matt.S99]

oh probably some guy she killed and tried to hide