Man Discovers Charles Manson is his Biological Father

[Majic Walrus]

“He sends me weird stuff and always signs it with his swastika,”

 

[SuperFerret]

i've always wanted to write charles manson just to see if he writes back. im sure that sounds weird, but whatever, it'd be interesting. i had an address once, but now i cant find it.

If you do, be sure to call him "Charlie".

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Here are some letters the son got from dear old dad:

 

[SuperFerret]

And I thought my handwriting was bad.

 

[Hound55]

And I thought my handwriting was bad.

What was it like finding out Dark Ferret was your father?

 

[SuperFerret]

He wuz all "Yo son, I'm yo daddy, foo'", and I'm like all "Nah man, that ain't true, that's like, impossible!" and then I fell down an air shaft and had to be rescued.

 

[Hound55]

He wuz all "Yo son, I'm yo daddy, foo'", and I'm like all "Nah man, that ain't true, that's like, impossible!" and then I fell down an air shaft and had to be rescued.

Might I say the paw looks good, too. You can barely see the seam...

 

[SuperFerret]

I know, thanks.

 

[Timstuff]

Next time you think you're having a crappy day, just remind yourself that you're not this poor guy!

 

[Hound55]

I still have no idea what I'm going to give Ted Bundy for father's day...

 

[Beanjuice]

I guess you could say...

(puts on glasses)

he had genes you would kill for.

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Well it looks like...


*glasses*



the legacy lives on...



YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[ObakeTora]

Maybe he and Luke Skywalker should form a support group.

 

[Obi-Ron]

Eventually Terry relented and revealed that Mr Roberts' father was Manson, who she claims raped her in 1967 after she had succumbed to his manic charisma.

How is this rape? Sounds more like she was seduced. Big difference.

 

[[A]]

Now the guy can go mad every now and then, and then justify himself: what'd you expect?! I'm Charles Manson Jr! It works retroactively too.

 

[Alex The Great]

Here are some letters the son got from dear old dad:

It's comforting knowing that I don't have the worst handwriting in the world

 

[[A]]

Now everyone can write like Lecter.

 

[Darthphere]

"I didn't want to believe it. I was frightened and angry. It's like finding out that Adolf Hitler is your father,” Mr Roberts told The Sun.

Ok, now stop it and relax.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Ok, now stop it and relax.

I don't think I'd be able to relax if I found out that my father was Charles Manson. At least not right away. Freaking out is totally understandable when you find out that your father is one of the true monsters of the last century.

 

[DarkReflections]

Here are some letters the son got from dear old dad:

Looks like some made up language.

 

[LEX]

Here are some letters the son got from dear old dad:

That is... death on the eyes. I'm comforted to know that even the worse of my handwritings is at least legible.

As to the son, I can't imagine how he must be feeling. **** happens. Excuse my sentimentalities, but the following saying immediately pops to mind: "The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and must therefore be treated with great caution." Dumbledore spake the, er, truth.

 

[Hound55]

It's a David Lynch script...

 

[Addendum]

Now everyone can write like Lecter.

New font for 2010

 

[Kurosawa]

Yeah, I guess he should have believed people when they said he shouldn't look into who his biological father is. Poor guy.

Be careful what you wish for, etc.

 

[Logan's Runt]

I don't think I'd be able to relax if I found out that my father was Charles Manson. At least not right away. Freaking out is totally understandable when you find out that your father is one of the true monsters of the last century.

Like I said, I don't think it would bother me much at all-even initially. But my perspective on family has been known to be warped.

That said, everybody has a process to deal with shocking news. This guy's is apparently freaking out, then telling everyone in the world.

 

[chamber-music]

Obi-Wan totally should of told him what happened to his father

Isn't this guys story how Harpers Island began?