Man falls down 47 stories and lives!

[zanos]

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpps/news/ny...ds-on-car-survives-dpgapx-20100901-fc_9437082

He fell on a car and not on the concrete, so it broke his fall.

 

[Sawyer]

Superhuman.

 

[CashforStash]

That car really broke his fall.

*puts on sunglasses*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

 

[CelticPredator]

PROOF THAT CRANK WAS A REALISTIC LOOK AT HUMAN LIFE!!!! **** yeah!

 

[guitarsingerguy]

He's in critical condition. I bet he's ****ing regretting jumping now. He thought **** sucked before....

 

[CelticPredator]

I hope they give him a new Avicor artificial heart!

 

[Motown Marvel]

i bet he had enough time to pee his pants at least 3 times.

 

[Gamma Ray]

Meh. Batman did it while carrying Rachel.

 

[CelticPredator]

^ His cape broke his fall..I hope you knew that. It slowed him down. Plus he was wearing armor.

 

[Scourge2099]

I fell 60 stories one time and not only did I live , but after I got out of the hospital I went to the club. I picked up 12 chicks that night.

 

[Sawyer]

Lies.

 

[Scourge2099]

I know it's a lie , but it'd make an awesome movie.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

i bet he had enough time to pee his pants at least 3 times.

Pee? You know the man shat himself uncontrollably.

 

[Wolfwood]

Actually, this guy fell 40 stories. The window washer fell 47.

 

[Gamma Ray]

^ His cape broke his fall..I hope you knew that. It slowed him down. Plus he was wearing armor.

Fine. John Locke fell to the hard ground and survived and later walked again. OWNED!

 

[Ghostvirus]

I feel more sorry for the car owner, than the dude that tried to commit suicide. I hope he doesn't die so he has to pay off every cent of the repair bill.

 

[Wylie Times]

This instantly made me think of that scene from The Other guys.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Nuff Said.

 

[zanos]

I congratulate whoever performed that stunt in SM2, it wasn't worth it if everything was completely real.

 

[katie_girl09]

This happened once before too a couple of years ago.

EDIT: Okay, they mentioned that one.

 

[Hound55]

I feel more sorry for the car owner, than the dude that tried to commit suicide. I hope he doesn't die so he has to pay off every cent of the repair bill.

Costanza? From Vanderlay Industries? Is that you? My God I haven't seen you in years! Nice parking space by the way...

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

When is someone really gonna get SuperPowers!?!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Wouldn't he have passed out from falling so far?

 

[webhead731]

You guys watch Lost?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

John only fell 8, and it's implied that [BLACKOUT]Jacob brought him back to life.[/BLACKOUT]