Man hires prostitute, his own daughter shows up.

[Mike_D202]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-st...te-and-his-daughter-turns-up-115875-23600938/

A MAN hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room – and answered the door to his own daughter.

Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears.

Mr Ncube, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute.
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He said: “I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologised for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period.”

His wife Rosemary said: “If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay.”

 

[Iron_Stark]

Haha that's hilarious. But weren't stories like this an urban legend?

 

[Donut]

Haha that's hilarious. But weren't stories like this an urban legend?

Not in the UK it seems

 

[Philly Phanboy]

Awkward.

 

[VenomSpawn]

Oh god.... that's so awkward.

 

[Erzengel]

Isn't this an urban legend joke?

 

[bullets]

Well the silver lining is that she is probably too traumatized to continue this line of work.

 

[Lord]

HaHaHaHahahaha

That's really funny.
They're luck huh?

 

[sandmjuggalos]

How come he wasn't just like, "Ah HA! I knew you were up to no good. I've been monitoring your nightly comings and goings for weeks! Your mother will NOT be pleased...".

 

[bullets]

That would of been my play

 

[Schlosser85]

And awkward silence ensues.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

This is very strange and funny.

 

[Drizzle]

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[AxlsAppetite]

Sooo.....he didn't get some?

 

[Lily Adler]

Awkward.

 

[bullets]

Who reports this.

 

[Godsfireworks]

Gross

 

[Boy Scout]

 

[bored]

Damn, if he spanked his kids when they were little, you just know he regrets it now.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Well you know what they way about women with daddy issues. He knows that to be all too true know.

 

[Duke]

It's a wonder he didn't go into cardiac arrest from the shock.

 

[Morg]

Story false peeps, it's a urban legend that gets passed around now and then

seen this story show up at Fark several times a year