Man robs bank for $1 to get medical care in jail

[Duke]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43479572/ns/health-health_care/






It's just a sad story.

 

[Superman 1265]

Poor guy.

 

[I'm Old Greg]

he's smart. what a great idea!

 

[Teelie]

As much as I'd love healthcare, this is a little excessive.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

He now has a home and people to take care of him.

 

[Anubis]

Not to mention all the unwanted prison sex he can get.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

His cellmate will be happy.

 

[HaloCod27]

I can imagine the prison inmate discussions during dinner:

Guy 1: I murdered a man while raping another
Guy 2: I had bombs delivered to hospitals
This guy: I stole a dollar...X(

 

[Paroxysm]

Wow, it's pretty sad when people have to resort to robbing banks to get the medical care they need. America sure has it's priority's straight.

 

[Duke]

he's smart. what a great idea!

uh-huh, getting raped in prison is a wonderful idea.

 

[Victarion]

Much as the Democratic strategy to redistribute wealth is an attempt to secure their power via their ability to quell the ensuing riots once they leave office, I feel that they paid this man to rob a bank. He goes to prison, gets AIDS, allowing the Democrats to launch a campaign lying about an outbreak if they don't maintain power. As a side-effect, ObamaCare becomes the focus again.

 

[Ponyboy]

"All my life... there's trouble in America..."

 

[Duke]

"All my life... there's trouble in America..."

a very, nice, future, huh?

 

[Ultra Lantern]

The future is grim.

 

[chaseter]

Wow, it's pretty sad when people have to resort to robbing banks to get the medical care they need. America sure has it's priority's straight.

That said...once he gets out in three years he will be:

"I've already looked at a condominium. I've spoken to a realtor on Myrtle Beach," Verone said.

 

[Ponyboy]

The world still looks to America. It's sad, really. I think once America crumbles, there goes everything else.

 

[chaseter]

The world still looks to America. It's sad, really. I think once America crumbles, there goes everything else.

Like Greece? They have UHC.

 

[Bat-Mite]

Much as the Democratic strategy to redistribute wealth is an attempt to secure their power via their ability to quell the ensuing riots once they leave office, I feel that they paid this man to rob a bank. He goes to prison, gets AIDS, allowing the Democrats to launch a campaign lying about an outbreak if they don't maintain power. As a side-effect, ObamaCare becomes the focus again.

Glenn Beck, is that you?

 

[chaseter]

Needs more chalkboard.

 

[Harls]

Wow, it's pretty sad when people have to resort to robbing banks to get the medical care they need. America sure has it's priority's straight.

That's pretty much exactly what I thought, too.

 

[Hound55]

A lot can go wrong with robbing a bank for a dollar though...

There's risk in that.

Would have been easier to sleep on the steps of the local police station and have them run you in for one/two of loitering and/or vagrancy...

 

[Anubis]

He wouldn't have gone to prison for that. That's a few hours in jail at the most.

 

[Hound55]

Vagrancy or Insufficient Means will get you a few days here.

It's hard to judge though because the last thing you want is a longer list of medical care after a security guard shoots you in the ass thinking you're more dangerous than you are...

 

[Anubis]

Pretty much.

 

[chaseter]

He should have pulled out his wang on a bus or something.