Man severs penis to prove he's faithful.

[Kritish]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060530/ap_on_fe_st/malaysia_self_mutilation

How the hell does that prove it? This dude is truly crazy.

 

[jaguarr]

People like that shouldn't ever have their organs reattached.

jag

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

he should have his organ reattached....to his forehead....

 

[SuperFerret]

He shoulda done what Van Gogh did and just cut off his outer ear.

 

[Socrates]

Ouch.

That must've hurt.

 

[huskerwebhead]

"Man severs penis to prove he should never reproduce"

dumbass

 

[Kritish]

People like that don't deserve genitals.

 

[Addendum]

The man and woman are both dumb****s

 

[huskerwebhead]

The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, "My Dad is stupid," his 14-year-old son quoted as saying.

 

[War Lord]

What should a woman do to prove her faithfulness?

Cement?

 

[Addendum]

The mother was stupid as well, for getting riled up over a damned text message.

 

[huskerwebhead]

What should a woman do to prove her faithfulness?

Cement?

Crazy Glue

 

[black_dust]

and here i am trying to cut off my ear!

 

[huskerwebhead]

and here i am trying to cut off my ear!

trying to prove you weren't calling one of those sex lines?

 

[black_dust]

trying to prove you weren't calling one of those sex lines?

Yeah Fingers are next for internet porn

 

[huskerwebhead]

Yeah Fingers are next for internet porn

I think the equation would ask that you poke out your eyes instead of removing the fingers.

 

[black_dust]

I think the equation would ask that you poke out your eyes instead of removing the fingers.

Then how am i ment to see the pleased look on my girlfriends face when she comes home??

 

[huskerwebhead]

She's not coming home....cause you are a porno addict. A poor deaf and blind porno addict.

 

[Kritish]

She's not coming home....cause you are a porno addict. A poor deaf and blind porno addict.

He's going to have to feel up nude statues.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Well, now she can literally keep his dick in a dresser drawer.

 

[The Dude]

So to prove to his wife he's not having sex with someone else he cuts of his penis so that he can't have sex with his wife any more. O-Kaayyyy... At least this guy can't pass his genes on any more.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

At least this guy can't pass his genes on any more.

All praise be to Darwin!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

HA HA!! Detachable Penis!!

 

[Maxwell Smart]

HA HA!! Detachable Penis!!

I thought about that too.

 

[raybia]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060530/ap_on_fe_st/malaysia_self_mutilation

How the hell does that prove it? This dude is truly crazy.

Or he could have bought her what is considered to be a woman's best friend: Diamonds.

What a way to prove a point. Point. D'oh!