Man severs penis to prove he's faithful.

[jaguarr]

Or he could have bought her what is considered to be a woman's best friend: Diamonds.

What a way to prove a point. Point. D'oh!

Well, one thing's for certain, he'll never be able to give her a pearl necklace, now.

jag

 

[Addendum]

Well, one thing's for certain, he'll never be able to give her a pearl necklace, now.

jag

Taken from the video game GTA: San Andreas...

--DeKoch Diamonds--

Man: Relationships can seem like an eternity.

Woman: You *******! What were you doing with my sister in that hot tub?!?!

Man: Relieve the pressure.

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Man: Chill that ***** out...with ice.

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Man: A diamond lasts forever. But your relationship might not. A diamond is love. Rock hard. And frozen in time. Luckily, most women are shallow, and materialistic.

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Woman: A diamond? So you -do- love me!

Man: Nothing says I love you like a lump of carbon, mined by wage-slaves in Angola.

Woman: I don’t even know what I was mad at you about. Do you want a blow job?

Man: Passion. It -can- be purchased. And it -can- be overpriced. Ice. Available and very expensive...

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Man: ...at DeKoch Diamonds.

 

[Capt Throbberson]

What should a woman do to prove her faithfulness?

Cement?

Staples

 

[War Lord]

Well, one thing's for certain, he'll never be able to give her a pearl necklace, now.

jag

He can still give her a leather pen cover.

It will eventually dry out, but it needs to be stretched occasionally, otherwise it will shrivel.

 

[droogiedroogie2]

Taken from the video game GTA: San Andreas...

--DeKoch Diamonds--

Man: Relationships can seem like an eternity.

Woman: You *******! What were you doing with my sister in that hot tub?!?!

Man: Relieve the pressure.

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Man: Chill that ***** out...with ice.

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Man: A diamond lasts forever. But your relationship might not. A diamond is love. Rock hard. And frozen in time. Luckily, most women are shallow, and materialistic.

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Woman: A diamond? So you -do- love me!

Man: Nothing says I love you like a lump of carbon, mined by wage-slaves in Angola.

Woman: I don’t even know what I was mad at you about. Do you want a blow job?

Man: Passion. It -can- be purchased. And it -can- be overpriced. Ice. Available and very expensive...

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Man: ...at DeKoch Diamonds.

That game has SO much to say about society. Our generation's Hugo, it is.

 

[dpm07]

I really don't understand the measures of fanaticism one is sometimes willing to take their faithfulness to something. While I might respect an individual who has a sense of loyalty, I find it very hard to have a modicum of respect for those who have a desire to dismember an important and useful part of the anatomy.

To remove one's penis serves no purpose than to identify a lack of intelligence. This act has negative reverberations in every aspect of a person's life.

 

[kane9321]

Wtf

 

[X-Punisher]

He shoulda done what Van Gogh did and just cut off his outer ear.

Yeah, that would have been a lot less painful and embarassing.

 

[Super Flight]

his faith is blinded and curpt.. and at the end it will ultimatly destory him...just like darth vader...

 

[Kritish]

She's so not worth is, no woman is.