Coyote walks into Quizno's downtown Chicago

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070404/ap_on_fe_st/quiznos_coyote

I was down here when I heard about it. The Quizno's I frequent isn't that one, but I would have given anything to see people's reactions when he walked in.

 

[jimmy]

Whoa, crazy! There are a lot of coyotes where I live, so I've seen many over the years.

I can imagine people at the Quiznos like: "Look at the cute little puppy!"

*Coyote starts mauling random people*

"AHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! The HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Prognosticator]

Like I said yesterday, you are ALWAYS on top of the outrageous current events

Terry's like the Lois Lane of the SuperHeroHypeUniverse!

 

[Super Kal]

freaky...

 

[AndThePickles]

I'm hungry, and now I want Quizno's

 

[Super Kal]

eh, Subway is better IMO...

 

[AndThePickles]

I don't like Subway

Actually, if given the choice I wouldn't pick Subway OR Quizno's....when I get a sub I like to get a cheesesteak

 

[Prognosticator]

^^ but really it's not.


However, it costs like $8 or $10 to eat at Quizznos, but you can still get full at Subway for $3.25.

 

[Super Kal]

and they still have a special where you can get 2 footlongs for less than 10 bucks...

 

[jaguarr]

Whoa, crazy! There are a lot of coyotes where I live, so I've seen many over the years.

I can imagine people at the Quiznos like: "Look at the cute little puppy!"

*Coyote starts mauling random people*

"AHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! The HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!"

Coyotes are usually pretty timid with people and they really aren't that big, so while they may be a threat to cats and small dogs, taking on a human wouldn't be a smart move for them. They usually avoid people, so the poor little guy must have been starving to go into that Quizno's. Come to think of it, anyone must be starving to go into a Quizno's.

jag

 

[Super Kal]

Coyotes are usually pretty timid with people and they really aren't that big, so while they may be a threat to cats and small dogs, taking on a human wouldn't be a smart move for them. They usually avoid people, so the poor little guy must have been starving to go into that Quizno's. Come to think of it, anyone must be starving to go into a Quizno's.

jag

lmao...

 

[kane9321]

quizno's tastes better ..but subway is cheaper..alot cheaper

 

[PyroChamber]

I just love the look on the coyote's face when they showed it on the news sitting in the juice section. It had that "what the hell are you looking at?" look.

 

[TEDDY]

Like I said yesterday, you are ALWAYS on top of the outrageous current events

Terry's like the Lois Lane of the SuperHeroHypeUniverse!

I am NOT the Lois Lane of the hype!

 

[Super Kal]

he said terry, not teddy...

 

[Babs Gordon]

quiznos tastes amazing because of all the crap they put on top of their sandwiches. subway tastes amazing because of the delicious bread, fillings and such. therein lies the difference.

mmmm subway.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Whoa, crazy! There are a lot of coyotes where I live, so I've seen many over the years.

I can imagine people at the Quiznos like: "Look at the cute little puppy!"

*Coyote starts mauling random people*

"AHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! The HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Immortalfire]

quizno's tastes better ..but subway is cheaper..alot cheaper

And generally healthier too. Quizno's brags about how much meat they pile on their sandwiches, and I'm like yeah, tell us about the massive load of calories that comes with it.

 

[redmarvel]

Like I said yesterday, you are ALWAYS on top of the outrageous current events

Terry's like the Lois Lane of the SuperHeroHypeUniverse!

So, what deadly peril will he have to be rescued from next? (and who is the Hype's Lex Luthor?)

 

[Prognosticator]

I just love the look on the coyote's face when they showed it on the news sitting in the juice section. It had that "what the hell are you looking at?" look.

It was on the news? Video link PLEASE! ...I hope someone fed it!

and they still have a special where you can get 2 footlongs for less than 10 bucks...

That's what she said.

So, what deadly peril will he have to be rescued from next? (and who is the Hype's Lex Luthor?)

Depends on which DCU Luthor you want, mad scientist or diabolical businessman, or "both".

 

[TEDDY]

he said terry, not teddy...

My mistake...

 

[gkokujin]

he tried to call ACME Delivery but couldn't get through.

 

[Prognosticator]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070404/ap_on_fe_st/quiznos_coyote

I was down here when I heard about it. The Quizno's I frequent isn't that one, but I would have given anything to see people's reactions when he walked in.

The article doesn't say anything about whether he tried the chicken carbonera or not?!

 

[jaguarr]

Every time I see this thread's title it makes me think it's one of those animal in a bar jokes.

"So, this coyote walks into a downtown Chicago..."

jag

 

[Joker]

A coyote walks into a Quiznos in downtown chicago and goes up to the counter. The guy at the counter says "what'll it be?" The coyote jumps over the counter and eats his face. What did you expect? He's a f**king coyote.