Man with two penises wants one removed

[Iceman]

this guy could make a fortune in some weird genre of fetish porn...

He's got the advantage over his industry fellows. If one doesn't stay up the other might.

Obviously the rare gimmick of having two ***** is also useful.

 

[Tangled Web]

I want to nail him.

Well, I don't have two penises but I'm sure we could work something out.

 

[jaguarr]

Well, I don't have two penises but I'm sure we could work something out.

Are you going to fly across the pond and dry hump her?

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Are you going to fly across the pond and dry hump her?

jag

youre making me sad

 

[JLBats]

Are you going to fly across the pond and dry hump her?

jag

He'll stop time and supernaturally rape her

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I wish I had 2 vaginas.

 

[AnimeJune]

He'll stop time and supernaturally rape her

Supernaturally? You mean - with tentacles?

 

[jaguarr]

Supernaturally? You mean - with tentacles?

Tangled Web thinks about tentacle porn when he rapes women?

jag

 

[jaguarr]

I wish I had 2 vaginas.

Going by the size of the one you've got, you kind of already do.

jag

 

[Tangled Web]

I wish I had 2 vaginas.

It's called an anus.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Going by the size of the one you've got, you kind of already do.

jag

i can stick like 28 marshmallows in there. i counted

 

[AnimeJune]

It's called an anus.

Damn! I was too slow. Thumbs-up! Stick that wherever you wish.

 

[jaguarr]

i can stick like 28 marshmallows in there. i counted

Daaaaamn, girl. That's four more than last time! You've been practicing!

jag

 

[AnimeJune]

Daaaaamn, girl. That's four more than last time! You've been practicing!

jag

I can only imagine how many she'll be able to fit in there after pregnancy and childbirth.

Assuming you'll wish to reproduce at some point or another, Holly.

 

[KingOfDreams]

Idiot. He could have had vaginal and anal at the same time.

Exactly. Or done two chicks at the same time...although that would be crowded.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Daaaaamn, girl. That's four more than last time! You've been practicing!

jag

:embarrassed: thanks, hee

 

[AnimeJune]

Exactly. Or done two chicks at the same time...although that would be crowded.

Yeah, what guy would want to miss out on the opportunity to disappoint two women simultaneously?

 

[jaguarr]

I can only imagine how many she'll be able to fit in there after pregnancy and childbirth.

Assuming you'll wish to reproduce at some point or another, Holly.

We're trying to steer her away from that concept, actually.

jag

 

[Iceman]

Tangled Web thinks about tentacle porn when he rapes women?

jag

Probably not gay then.

 

[Tangled Web]

I hate animated porn.

 

[JLBats]

:embarrassed: thanks, hee

Holly, is this you?

?

 

[Iceman]

I hate animated porn.

Live action tentacles are better

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Holly, is this you?

?

Youre ruining me.

 

[Tangled Web]

Live action tentacles are better

I don't even know what that means.

 

[Joe Kerr]

Or a voodoo penis.

Gosh, that was my favourite joke when I was in elementary school. "....and the cop says, 'Voodoo penis MY ASS!'"
Anyone remember that?

yeah... voodoo dick...

Door nob...

i love that joke...