Man with two penises wants one removed

[E-Mack]

Those girls are overrated.

But are easier to find/manipulate/sex.

 

[Leto Atrides]

Sick, that means he could probably ejac from both.

I'm not sure or anything, but I think they basically function as one penis. If he does something with one, it'll probably happen with the other. He really might as well lash them together and be content with a double-wide.

 

[Bullseye]

A pair of those things has many negatives and positives.

 

[Iceman]

If he's smart, the only thing he ties is a drawstring.

Every time he sees a zipper, he's probably thinking in these terms:

'Not again.'

This guy should sell his spare organ on e-bay to some woman who's looking to switch sides.

He could probably make several grand.

That German guy who likes eating organs might put in a bid.

 

[Spider-Bite]

you know how it hangs to the side. I wonder if they both hang to the same side, or if one hangs one way and the other hangs to the other side.

 

[Bullseye]

It may tend to be uncomfortable.

 

[Tangled Web]

Apparently this is known to happen. Google image search man with two ***** and click the first result. It should be a drawing click it. It gives "sexstructions" of how to use them

 

[E-Mack]

Apparently this is known to happen. Google image search man with two ***** and click the first result. It should be a drawing click it. It gives "sexstructions" of how to use them

You have balls actually searching the net for that ish. I personally would never do it in fear of eternal scarring.

 

[JLBats]

You have balls actually searching the net for that ish. I personally would never do it in fear of eternal scarring.

lol, there's a lot of suspicion on these boards that TW is gay

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

I've already seen a picture/footage (I can't remember which or why) of a double penis.

 

[Tangled Web]

lol, there's a lot of suspicion on these boards that TW is gay

what suspicion?

I'm not gay.

 

[Leto Atrides]

Apparently this is known to happen. Google image search man with two ***** and click the first result. It should be a drawing click it. It gives "sexstructions" of how to use them

Looking up "diphallus" on Wikipedia will probably get you a medical diagram without crazy ****.

 

[Kanon]

Two penises? Girls could be afraid to lose an eye there

 

[Ronny Shade]

How do you choose which penis to cut off? Wouldn't that be a major dillemma?

 

[Kanon]

How do you choose which penis to cut off? Wouldn't that be a major dillemma?

He probably hates one of the penis, and that's why he wants it removed. Maybe it let him down sometime, and now he wants revenge.

 

[JLBats]

It'd be funny if there was an accident and he ended up with neither one

 

[Carter]

I bet they're both half the size of a normal penis.
Irony.

 

[Sentinel X]

This thread is a classic. Hilarious

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I talked about this yesterday, I think I'm psychic.

 

[Tangled Web]

I bet they're both half the size of a normal penis.
Irony.

That would suck to have two 3 inch mighty mites.

 

[Kanon]

It'd be funny if there was an accident and he ended up with neither one

And the removed penis would be laughing at him...

It would be funny too if after the surgery he is left impotent, then everybody would say the removed penis was the brain of the gang.

 

[Tangled Web]

Penises with minds of their own. lol. That's funny.

 

[Tangled Web]

I talked about this yesterday.

Why?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

That German guy who likes eating organs might put in a bid.

A thought that I will not be able to drive from my mind for a while.

Thank you.
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It'd be funny if there was an accident and he ended up with neither one

It'd only be funny if they grew back; funny yet disturbing.​

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[Alpha and Omega]

That German guy who likes eating organs might put in a bid.

A thought that I will not be able to drive from my mind for a while, unfortunately.

Thank you.
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It'd be funny if there was an accident and he ended up with neither one

It'd only be funny if they grew back; funny yet disturbing.​

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