Man with two penises wants one removed

[Spelunking Man]

So theoretically if he *********es, must he ejaculate both his penises or only one will do?

 

[Tangled Web]

So theoretically if he *********es, must he ejaculate both his penises or only one will do?

If he has all the same equipment he would ejaculate through both.

 

[Spelunking Man]

If he has all the same equipment he would ejaculate through both.

Damn! Twice the fun! I bet any normal girl would marry a guy with more than one penis.

 

[Majmun]

I once thought I had two penises, but turned out one was a hair.

 

[JLBats]

I once thought I had two penises, but turned out one was a hair.

Self-Deprecation... or metajoke?

 

[Narynan]

what a waste of a good double manhood. if i had two... the world would know who i am, ... hell my SHH name would be doubleheader

 

[KingOfDreams]

i can stick like 28 marshmallows in there. i counted

That's...a lot.

 

[The Spawn]

That's the plural form of 'penis'?

 

[Leto Atrides]

That's the plural form of 'penis'?

Penii?

 

[Tangled Web]

penises.

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

Can't you just picture this guy jacking it with both hands?

It would be like milking a cow.

 

[Sunstar]

Hey I started a thread on this topic a few days ago and nobody posted any replies! (It was before this thread btw)

 

[Sunstar]

That's the plural form of 'penis'?

penii! lol

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

^ it's not, that's a myth. I think it's Penises or something else.

God I hate penises.

 

[Iceman]

Damn! Twice the fun! I bet any normal girl would marry a guy with more than one penis.

By normal do you mean two ******?

 

[Assassin]

dude, just yesterday they said some one at detroit beoumont hospital had this sugery

 

[THERETURN]

Maybe one controlled Piss and one Love ****! he could've controlled them like a tap running hot and cold. on the downside if you used the wrong one while your girl gave head me thinks you have no choice in it bein removed.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

My girlfriend made a good point that there would be so much blood used to pump to the penis' that he'd probably pass out.

This thread has made me laugh SO much. up:

 

[Sunstar]

My girlfriend made a good point that there would be so much blood used to pump to the penis' that he'd probably pass out.

This thread has made me laugh SO much. up:

Hey maybe thats the reason he wanted one removed! You could actually be right!lol

 

[Kipobe]

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/art...270522_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-INDIA-OPERATION.XML

Are you SURE you want to remove that?
Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:25 PM BST



NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.

The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.

It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are formed.




My mom told me I was one in a million... too bad I'm not one in 5.5 million

 

[AnimeJune]

Holly, is this you?

?

Wow - I would NOT want to be that girl in the picture with the most popular yahoo. And if her yahoo's so popular, why's she masking it with her hands? Shame on you, and your promiscuous yahoo!

 

[Kipobe]

It'd take two penises to satisfy her yahoo.

 

[Kanon]

On second thought, maybe is not that great to have two penises...

I mean, you are with your girl, and she is like: "Oh, come on, are you using that one again? I want the other..." or "Wait, save that one for later"

And probably she would like the two penises at the beggining, but in time, she would go searching for a guy with three.

 

[AnimeJune]

On second thought, maybe is not that great to have two penises...

I mean, you are with your girl, and she is like: "Oh, come on, are you using that one again? I want the other..." or "Wait, save that one for later"

And probably she would like the two penises at the beggining, but in time, she would go searching for a guy with three.

Funny story - I was reading a biography of the Brothers Grimm, and how one story almost wasn't admitted into the collection.

The story was basically about a fox with nine tails who, to see if his wife is faithful, pretends to be dead. While he's faking, all these other dude foxes come to see his wife, but she turns them away because they have only one, two, eight tails. Eventually, another dude fox shows up with nine tails, and this guy she accepts. Once they're getting it on, Ol' Husband Fox wakes up in rage, and beats the crap of out his wife and the other dude.

The reason it was banned? The german (I think) word they used for tail was also a euphemism (or had a double meaning, I can't remember exactly) for penis. So this fox would have had nine penises, if the story was interpreted that way, and explained why the wifey was turning all of those other foxes away at the door. So while she was still a horny vixen (tee-hee), Old Niner still left her with pretty high standards.

So think about this dude's ex-girlfriends. Having been with a man with two, how will they adapt to life with a guy who has only one? I'm betting this guy has a lot of enemies he doesn't know about.

 

[Kevin Roegele]

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/art...270522_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-INDIA-OPERATION.XML

Are you SURE you want to remove that?
Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:25 PM BST



NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.

The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.

It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are formed.




My mom told me I was one in a million... too bad I'm not one in 5.5 million

I think they're called Dick Donner and Dick Lester.