MCU Tag Team Battles: Hulk Vs. Spider-Man, Iron Man, Captain America, & Star-Lord

[BigThor]

This a fun tag team styled MCU battle thread to break up the monotony of our once a week MCU Fights. It can be 2 on 2, 2 on 2 on 1, 3 on 2, or even 3 on 1. Keep in mind this is purely for just fun and doesn't in any way effect our Power Tier.

HULK

Vs.

SPIDER-MAN, IRON MAN (Bleeding Edge) , CAPTAIN AMERICA, & STAR-LORD

So let's this started shall we....

 

[HammerDown]

Hulk for the win.

Star Lord and Cap can't really do much to him. Iron Man would be the one with the most capability of injuring Hulk but still i don't think it would be enough to put him down. Spider-man would likely piss off Hulk even more with his antics, strength and agility. The team would likely create some problems and deliver som good hits but Hulk would ultimately take them out 1 by 1.

 

[Kahran Ramsus]

In AoU, Iron Man beat Hulk on his own. 'Nuff said.

 

[HammerDown]

In AoU, Iron Man beat Hulk on his own. 'Nuff said.

Using the Hulkbuster.

 

[Surfer]

Using the Hulkbuster.

Well my vote for Hulk is based on it saying Iron Man and not Hulk Buster Iron Man. I realize they're both Iron Man but in our regular battles we have a differentiation between the two, so I would assume the same applies here.

Surfer

 

[Iceman]

That team could work well together, with their experience of working together and taking down stronger opponents, and then you have Star-Lord for the X-factor. Still they will have to be at their best to challenge Hulk.

 

[Kahran Ramsus]

Using the Hulkbuster.

And nothing in the question says he can't. It just says "Iron Man." Stark isn't dumb. He would use the Hulkbuster in this fight.

 

[HammerDown]

And nothing in the question says he can't. It just says "Iron Man." Stark isn't dumb. He would use the Hulkbuster in this fight.

It's Iron Man not Hulkbuster. Those are 2 different things.

Well my vote for Hulk is based on it saying Iron Man and not Hulk Buster Iron Man. I realize they're both Iron Man but in our regular battles we have a differentiation between the two, so I would assume the same applies here.

Surfer

Exactly.

 

[Kahran Ramsus]

Iron Man's whole gimmick is that he has a suit for every occasion. You might as well take away Cap's shield and Spidey's webshooters from this battle while you are at it. Unless the TC specifically said "No Hulkbuster," the assumption should be that Tony has access to it.

 

[BaronZemo]

Hulk for the win. Despite some people insistence the MCU follows the comics power levels just toned down a bit for some pseudo-realism. There is no way they can beat Hulk especially since he is more evolved since Ragnarok.

 

[HammerDown]

Iron Man's whole gimmick is that he has a suit for every occasion. You might as well take away Cap's shield and Spidey's webshooters from this battle while you are at it. Unless the TC specifically said "No Hulkbuster," the assumption should be that Tony has access to it.

I don't think your assumption is correct.

 

[BaronZemo]

In most battles it;s specified if it's Hulkbuster or just plain IM with the latest suit Tony has. I assume and i think most people do that Tony has his IW for this battle, am i right?

 

[HammerDown]

In most battles it;s specified if it's Hulkbuster or just plain IM with the latest suit Tony has. I assume and i think most people do that Tony has his IW for this battle, am i right?

Yeh i assume that too. That it is the Bleeding Edge armour.
It did a formidable job against Thanos but at the same time Cull Obsidian was also putting the hurt on IM earlier on.

 

[BigThor]

It's Tony Stark in the new Bleeding Edge armor for this battle.

 

[Thör-El]

If this is a fight to the finish then they need to be able to put Hulk down. Cap doesn't have that kind of strength, Star Lord doesn't have that kind of firepower. Spider-Man might hit hard enough that Hulk will feel it but not hard enough to put him down. That just leaves Iron Man.

We know the Hulkbuster can beat Hulk (although to be fair he was confused from SW messing with his mind at the time). This armour has more versatility/firepower than the Hulkbuster, superior durability, vastly superior speed but probably isn't quite as strong.

Tony used it to fight Cull Obsidian and Thanos who both have Hulk style size/strength/durability so it's worth a quick recap:

Against Cull:

• he hit hard enough to daze him with one upper cut
• had beams that could rag doll him
• blocked a full strength attack with the nanotech Shield.
• Ultimately Tony needed saving by Wong, in my opinion, because he didn't bring his A game and got distracted worrying about Peter.

Against Thanos I think he gave the fight of his life:

• he survived being hit by torrents of fire and power gem blasts from the Infinity Gauntlet then recovered from having a meteorite shower torn down from the moon dropped on him
• when it came down to 1 vs 1 his blows knocked Thanos back with enough force to smash the force behind him, he clamped Thanos hand to the ground with his foot to prevent him using the gauntlet and then a clean hit drew blood.
• he took 6 close quarters blows from Thanos, had his helmet physically torn off, still recovered enough to briefly hold Thanos off with his repulsors and try for one last knife attack (which might have worked if Thanos was less skilled/durable)

I'd place Hulk's strength and durability somewhere between Cull and Thanos so I do think Tony has the strength/firepower to put him down. The other key factor is that when it comes to skill Hulk's just a brawler and isn't in Thanos' league (we all saw Thanos put Hulk down with 10 well placed blows in less than 30 seconds).

Now bring the other three back in to the equation. With Star Lord they have a second aerial threats with long range firepower and gadgets that could briefly restrain Hulk/knock him around. With Cap and Spidey they have two superhuman acrobats who can survive glancing blows and hit hard enough to knock Hulk off balance. I'd give the team a 6/10 win.

 

[Damkac]

Team wins with Bleeding Edge IM doing 90% of damage.

 

[Docker2.0]

Hulk for the win.

Star Lord and Cap can't really do much to him. Iron Man would be the one with the most capability of injuring Hulk but still i don't think it would be enough to put him down. Spider-man would likely piss off Hulk even more with his antics, strength and agility. The team would likely create some problems and deliver som good hits but Hulk would ultimately take them out 1 by 1.

So not true. I think in the original Hulk movie when he was introduced and Bluntsky took the serum, we saw what Cap could do without the shield. Cap ain't beating the Hulk one on one but with a team, he has a very good chance. I voted Cap, Tony, Peter and Quill.

 

[jolldan]

Swaying towards the foursome.

Captain America: Leads the battle, gives combat instructions and does everything he can to stay behind his shield and not die.

Spider-Man: Is one of a two part aerial attack system with Starlord, Peter providing the physical attacks.

Starlord: The other part of the two part aerial attack system Quill will be tasked more with using his alien technology to try and slow Hulk down and his duel guns.

Ironman: The teams main hope. I would argue he was more of a threat to Thanos than Hulk was. With the Bleeding Edge armour I think he just needs enough of a distraction from his teamates to get a chance to use that nano sword he tried to use on Thanos.

 

[Batmannerism]

It's Tony Stark in the new Bleeding Edge armor for this battle.

Okay then, I go with team Tony. MCU Hulk is very underpowered compared to his comic book counterpart - in terms of his ability to absorb punishment, it's virtually impossible to knock out the comic book Hulk when he's angry (when he's calm not so much).

With a Star Lord based plan and superb teamwork I believe the boys could take down the Hulk. The Bleeding edge armour has enough versatility to do some real damage while the others keep Hulk occupied.

However, if you throw Mantis into the mix then it's a lock for the team - they would take down the Hulk the same way they took down Thanos. Easy peasy.

Also, Cap and Spidey took blows from Thanos and didn't die - they can certainly survive this fight.

 

[BaronZemo]

MCU Hulk has taken down Abomination, Fenris went to to toe with THor twice and one-shot a giant Leviathan. He is still top 3 MCU heroes and he is pretty close to his base comic Hulk power.

 

[Thör-El]

MCU Hulk has taken down Abomination, Fenris went to to toe with THor twice and one-shot a giant Leviathan. He is still top 3 MCU heroes and he is pretty close to his base comic Hulk power.

Top 3 for physical strength/durability? Sure.
As for who'd win in a fight, I'm not really sure about my top 3 post Infinity War. Thor's been pretty clearly established as the Superman of the MCU and Doctor Strange, Iron Man and Scarlet Witch all got some great feats and put up a better fight against Thanos than Hulk did. And then there's Vision and the Hulkbuster to think about.

Anyway, IW Iron Man is strong/durable enough to go toe to toe with Hulk and far faster/more versatile plus this isn't a 1 vs 1 fight.

 

[jolldan]

MCU Hulk has taken down Abomination, Fenris went to to toe with THor twice and one-shot a giant Leviathan. He is still top 3 MCU heroes and he is pretty close to his base comic Hulk power.

Didn't know we were including that Hulk movie.

In that case im definitely with the foursome. Blonsky was shown to be able to pierce Hulk's skin with his spikes, Fenris with his teeth. (stabby weapons seem mess up pretty much everyone in the MCU lol)

So it stands to reason that Iron Man could pierce the Hulk with his nano sword.

Spidey lands one or two web shots to the eyes to temporarily blind him giving Stark the chance he needs to give Banner 12 inches off the top.

 

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

Bleeding edge IM was a big upgrade for IM, and it’s the biggest threat to Hulk in this fight. But I still don’t see anyway for this team to take/put Hulk down. Cap, Spidey and Star Lord, even combined aren’t strong enough, and at some point Hulk gets his hands on BEIM and tears it apart.

I haven’t liked Hulks last few movie appearances as a Hulk fan, but he takes this fight for me.

 

[HammerDown]

So not true. I think in the original Hulk movie when he was introduced and Bluntsky took the serum, we saw what Cap could do without the shield. Cap ain't beating the Hulk one on one but with a team, he has a very good chance. I voted Cap, Tony, Peter and Quill.

Hulk has improved a lot and he has shown to be much more formidable than before. Just the level of threats he has faced proves it. Thor, Fenris, Surtur, Thanos...

Hulk can beat Cap in a matter of seconds. If Hulk goes ballistic there's little chance. Also Peter Quill weapons and tech won't do anything to Hulk other than piss him off. In a team setting Cap and Peter Quill may land some hits but Hulk will soak it all with ease.

The one really capable of putting some hurt on Hulk is Iron Man but even the Bleeding Edge armour is not made to deal with the Hulk like the Hulkbuster was. And the Hulkbuster had Veronica as a backup constantly sending parts to restrain Hulk and replace damage pieces from the Hulkbuster.

 

[HammerDown]

Bleeding Edge Armour isn't the Hulkbuster + Veronica.

I mean the BEA is a formidable armour that performed well against Thanos but his fighting style is different also because of the Gauntlet. Cull Obsidian for example was going toe-to-toe against the BEA and even had the upper hand a few times and fights differently and much more like the Hulk does.

The Hulkbuster + Veronica where armour and tech designed specifically to counter Hulk's fighting style. And in 10 fights between the 2, Hulk would likely win 8 out of 10 imo. Hulk was being controlled by Scarlet Witch and then got distracted and confused when confronted with civilian casualties. If he where to go all out without distractions the Hulkbuster would likely find the same fate over and over again.