Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus

Oh man, when I'm in Blockbuster it pains me to watch a little kid or unsuspecting couple pick up these kinda movies...especially the rip-off ones. They don't know what they are getting into.

Here is a sample of some of their other releases....thanks to Wikipedia.


"Snakes on a Train"
"Transmorphers"
"Monster" - Cloverfield ripoff
"The Day The Earth Stopped"

and my favorite

"Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls" REALLY. That's the name they came up with? Allan Quatermain?
 
REALLY. That's the name they came up with? Allan Quatermain?

They didn't come up with anything. Quatermain is an actual character of fiction..google it.




Sigh..........kids today :csad:
 
Yeah, since Quatermain's name has passed into public domain, it's fair game to be raped by bad movie producers. I wonder if their Quatermain movie is actually worse than the last movie that featured the character, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. It probably is, but still... that would take a lot of effort. Or none at all, depending on how you look at it.
 
This movie will be coming to the Sci-Fi channel in no time I'm sure.
I'll happily watch it, and bask in the talents of Mr. Lamas and Ms. Gibson :o
 
Ok so we can pretty much unanimously agree that the Octopus would. Assuming the shark wasn't a Megalodon somehow who would when if it WAS a Megalodon?
 
I love fried calamari.

Someone needs to manip this pic so Gibsons saying that lol

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Ok so we can pretty much unanimously agree that the Octopus would. Assuming the shark wasn't a Megalodon somehow who would when if it WAS a Megalodon?

It really depends on the size difference. At the same size, I'd imagine that the octopus would have the advantage in brains and mobility, which would put it over on the shark in my opinion.
 
I want a badly done Japanese theme song.


MEGA SHARK VS. OCTOPUS!
ONE'S GOT TEETH, THE OTHERS....A PUSS!
 
Wow....just wow.

How could a shark that big jump high enough to even get to the plane?
 
I'm there! Bad movies have an art to them, it's a train wreck you can pause!

I wonder what would happen if Asylum got some decent (TV level) directors and crew to work their stuff. Maybe it wouldn't look so bad.
 
Oh God! I can't stand it! It's just too much. This is air vs. sea combat at a whole new level. :lmao:
Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson. There's no way I'm not going to be one of 14 people that rents this. I plan to be nice and toasty when I do. :D

I'm going to talk to Mirko about getting a forum for this. :up:
 
AHAHAHAHAH.....thats golden!

All you naysayers, well theres the proof that this could be the greatest movie ever made lol
 
Giant Octopus looks pretty well made considering the kind of movie its going to be.
 
OMG, I love the last shot of the shark jumping the plane and the guy goes "WHOA!" HAHAHAHA...
 
The trailer has a ton of quotes so the film will only have more
 

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