Metrosexuality

[Warhammer]

I know...

 

[DarthRekal]

There is a difference between looking nice and professional, and spending more time in the mirror than your wife/gf

dont carry a compact or tweezers.... being cleancut is cool... being overly effeminate(sp) is not

 

[Halcohol]

dont carry a compact or tweezers.... being cleancut is cool... being overly effeminate(sp) is not

What would you define as being overly effeminate?

 

[Mr. Socko]

So the old Back, Sack and Crack then

Or the Zack Efron as they call it

I knew someone would bring Efron up

 

[DarthRekal]

What would you define as being overly effeminate?

i said it.. carrying a compact?? cmon... constant manicures and pedicures ... just acting like a girl like all that stuff matters

 

[Mr. Socko]

It's not manly enough, right Darth?

 

[DarthRekal]

It's not manly enough, right Darth?

nothing to do with being manly... everything to with being girly

 

[Masamune]

Is tat really you sock?

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

I don't think so....I dress decent when the occasion calls for it and I bathe regularly....but you wont catch me shopping for moisturizer while wearing Capri pants and carrying a man purse....

omg! dude i have actually seen that. some guy was actually carrying a purse and wearing capri pants, i was like wtf ?!


in the end tho i thought he was gay!

 

[PaulGilbert]

Metrosexuality is , real man dont have such concerns.

 

[\S/JcDc\S/]

Hmm... By definition any hollywood actor is metrosexual.

 

[BlackLantern]

Hmm... By definition any hollywood actor is metrosexual.

their job is based on their appearance, so they have to look good. but if I walk by one of those nail places in the mall and I see a man in there getting a manicure or a pedicure, I am obligated, by Man Laws, to walk in there smack him in the head and take his man card.....

 

[Mr. Socko]

Please, some of you are crazy. A metrosexual person can do those things if he wants. Although I don't see why it's called "metrosexual" when it doesn't really pertain to the person's sexuality.

 

[BlackLantern]

Please, some of you are crazy. A metrosexual person can do those things if he wants. Although I don't see why it's called "metrosexual" when it doesn't really pertain to the person's sexuality.

It's a catchy term....

 

[Armand Z Trip]

"As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest produced in greater numbers than the rest. A process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd it began to reward those who reproduced the most and left the intelligent to become an endangered species."

"Some had high hopes that genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution. But sadly, the greatest minds and resources were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections."

"Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets, desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them."

Narration by Earl Mann, from the film Idiocracy 2006, script by Mike Judge and Etan Cohen

 

[Mr. Socko]

It's a catchy term....

I wonder what a REAL metrosexual is...

 

[Abaddon]

someone who has sex on trains

 

[BlackLantern]

someone who has sex on trains

no...thats called a MetroNorth-a-sexual

 

[knowsbleed]

their job is based on their appearance, so they have to look good. but if I walk by one of those nail places in the mall and I see a man in there getting a manicure or a pedicure, I am obligated, by Man Laws, to walk in there smack him in the head and take his man card.....

but...if one of your wife's/significant other's hawt friends offered to personally give you a manicure + pedicure...it should be okay...because this may or may have not happened to me.

 

[BlackLantern]

but...if one of your wife's/significant other's hawt friends offered to personally give you a manicure + pedicure...it should be okay...because this may or may have not happened to me.

Um...no....you politely decline....something like "No thanks, I dont need a mani/pedi because I have a pair of testicles"

 

[Mr. Socko]

You're personally offered a manicure + pedicure and turn it down because you have testicles. Your loss

 

[BlackLantern]

You're personally offered a manicure + pedicure and turn it down because you have testicles. Your loss

seriously, I would just say Thanks for offering, but no thank you......i wouldnt mention my balls

 

[knowsbleed]

Um...no....you politely decline....something like "No thanks, I dont need a mani/pedi because I have a pair of testicles"

well, i didn't decline...she was begging, cute and was gentle on a virgin pedicuree + manicuree.

 

[Mr. Socko]

well, i didn't decline...she was begging, cute and was gentle on a virgin pedicuree + manicuree.

Good choice. You enjoyed it too

 

[BlackLantern]

well, i didn't decline...she was begging, cute and was gentle on a virgin pedicuree + manicuree.

and that is why you fail......