I doubt Satan's got a complete grip on him.
Plus, the Lord >>>>> Satan, so our side wins.

Avada Kedavra *****Do you think he knows black magic?

This is too hard
I told you he was a lost cause.

You are the ****.
The **** of Satan.
If it makes you feel better, I don't beleive in Satan either

It doesn't matter, because he believes in you
Please enlighten me then

Please enlighten me then
Watch The Count of Monte Cristo, ya uncultured swine!
What's it about?

It's a 3000 minute episode of Krazy Kojima getting anally gang-raped non-stop by the entire staff of Microsoft's Gaming Division. You'll love it.
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