Misheard lyrics thread

[ComicChick]

my friend liz is the worst song butcher ever.

here's her butcherng Fall Out Boy "sugar we're goin down"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwN6oWKZSYc

 

[ComicChick]

Elton John

"Tiny Dancer"

Actually lyrics: "Hold me closer tiny dancer"

What I heard: "Hold me close like Tony Danza"

thank you. thank you all. thank you all very much.

isnt that on a tv show too?

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Misheard Lyrics: "Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a *****e in the middle of the night."

Actual Lyrics: "Blinded by the right. Smacked up like a *****e in the middle of the fight."

 

[Darren Daring]

she stole it from Friends.

 

[vibeke_T]

isnt that on a tv show too?

um i dunno...i dont watch friends

 

[redmarvel]

OMC - How Bizarre

I thought they said "How Was I"... but then again, that's the way my mind works.

 

[unstoppable]

I used to say crap about Bohimen Rhapsody but then I relized they are just speaking german

 

[tzarinna]

"This is what it sounds like when adults cry" WTF.
I didn't know.

 

[Ben Urich]

OMC - How Bizarre

I thought they said "How Was I"... but then again, that's the way my mind works.

I love that song

 

[Hotwire]

Saw this the other day on Facebook. Felt it was good enough to resurrect this thread with.

 

[Lantern Venom]

Misheard Lyrics: "Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a *****e in the middle of the night."

Actual Lyrics: "Blinded by the right. Smacked up like a *****e in the middle of the fight."

I always thought so too. It makes me laugh every time.

 

[Bat-Gasm]

omg....those were not the actual lyrics???!!!! Mind...melted...

 

[Lantern Venom]

Hemorrhage by Fuel

The official lyrics:

Don't fall away and leave me to myself
Don't fall away and leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
And leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands
Love lies bleeding


What it sounds like:

So far away, lead my to my shelf

So far away...blea blah blea blah

In my hands, in my hands again,

Blea blah blea blah

In my hands, in my hands

Blah blah blea, yeah!

 

[Spider-Who?]

I assume that's from Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix, where the realy lyrics are "Excuse me while I kiss the sky".

Funny story, Hendrix actually sang the line as "kiss this guy" a lot as a joke since that's what so many people originally thought he said on the album.

 

[HisMagicTrick]

Whenever I hear that song, California King Bed (I think it's called) by Rihanna, I always think she's saying 'California Kingdom.'

 

[Hotwire]

I always thought so too. It makes me laugh every time.

Actually, they're, "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night." But, yeah, I always thought he said *****e, too.

 

[RockSP]

There's a song by Souls of Mischief called "Limitations" and one of the lines is:

I hate ya/irate the/mindstate of/(people) mad I'm greater

But my buddy Ron thought the bolded part was:

I raped her/my mistake-a

 

[Muzzled Penguin]

My sister has always been weird when it comes to song lyrics. When we were a little younger and we always heard "Jet Airliner" by Steve Miller, she always thought that it said "Big ol' jet in a line-up" and I spent a while trying to prove her otherwise.

Then, with Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like A Lady" she always thought it was saying "Do the sock-a-lady"...???

And with the theme song to Smallville, "Save Me" by Remy Zero, when he says "Let your warm hands break right through", she thought it said "Take your thumb and poke right through me"...???!!!

And, yes, I swear shes not ******ed.

 

[Darkness Falls]

when i was 8 or 9 i thought the song "breathless" by the corrs was about gohan from dragonball z, i was obsessed with dbz back then

the lyrics are
"Go on, go on, come on, leave me breathless"

but i heard it as
"gohan Gohan, GOHAN, leaves me breakfast"

but to be fair, the way she says go on does sound like gohan if ur not paying attention